IM IN LOVE AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW

well we’re now officially bf & gf hehe 🤭🤭🤭🤭

i’m 10000% serious when i say that i’ve gone in two dates with this man and i think he’s my husband. i’ve never experienced this feeling before it’s wild 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i’ll quote tweet this with an update in a month

Taylor Swift gave bonuses totaling $55 MILLION to every person working on her Eras Tour, People reports.

i think i was due for a breakdown. 😭

a million dollars to whoever took this.

anyone complaining that “everyone’s gonna be barbie this halloween” missed the entire point of the movie!!! like who CARES!!!! it’ll be so fun to scream “HI BARBIE” to every pretty girl

Barbie, Beyoncé and Taylor Swift are enshrined as the biggest pop culture milestones of 2023, due to their impacts on the world economy.

i have 2 moods:

i can’t believe it’s been 6 months in my new city i’m sorry what

I LOVE TN BUT I GO HOME TOMORROW AND I WILL BE CRYING HAPPY TEARS WHEN I SEE ALL MY PEOPLE

ryan gosling rocking not just a sexy little chain but a sexy little chain with a barbie font E for EVA on it I’m gonna throw myself off a cliff

when your guy friend of 7+ years hits you with the “so can i ask you a question”

just met my first billionaire so that’s ✨ dope ✨

Taylor Lautner is the only one doing celebrity right. Take the money from your giant franchise and enjoy your quiet and unproblematic life. Marry a nice person with the same name as you. Practice your backflips in obscurity until Taylor Swift asks to see you.

what do you mean the simpsons predicted the titanic submarine incident

a major con of working til 12/1AM is even on my days off i’m still up til 2:30 even when i’m exhausted i just can’t fall asleep 🥹😭

i can’t do dating apps anymore. i’m never redownloading them 💀

i love my new job & everyone is so sweet and understanding it makes my heart melt 😭