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@nodriporswag

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not a single ounce of swag

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@nodriporswag
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I have incomprehensible amounts of swag
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told her I was shaving my mustache and she pulled a gun on me
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not right now daddy, kitten wants to die
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can I come over and start yappin?
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missionary so I can sneeze on you
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sorry I only like girls that scare me a little
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some of you need to be studied in a lab
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@nodriporswag
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you’d be my bitch wife in every lifetime
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this next situationship is gonna be the one I can feel it
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I’d be too powerful if I had normal social skills
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took an IQ test and they sent me a helmet
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hitting the pen and folding the dishes
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nice brown eyes, what horrors will you subject me to?
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oh fuck it’s fall in love with me Friday
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song of the day
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@nodriporswag
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couldn’t sleep last night, was up tossing and yearning
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@nodriporswag
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my roommate just walked in on me yearning
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@nodriporswag
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fit so hard I stayed home to gatekeep it
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@nodriporswag
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my body yearns for 3-14 beers
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one kick to the head would fix a lot of you
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got my opps bouncing on it
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you should eat shit and die for dinner tonight
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@nodriporswag
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just euthanized your golden retriever boyfriend
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suffering from third degree yearns
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girl so fine I’m terrified of her
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sorry babe I don’t want to have sex, I’m busy thinking about where it all went wrong
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I’d be so good at gaslighting if it was real and not some made up word
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@nodriporswag
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putting you in a box and shaking it really hard
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@nodriporswag
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I would describe some of you as “interesting little critters”
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@nodriporswag
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Boy dinner
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@nodriporswag
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@everymangoes C. Save B for last duh
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me and my bitch wife when it’s time to be a hater
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@nodriporswag
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mom. dad. I poured up
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@nodriporswag
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you should try betting on winning dogs
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@nodriporswag
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me thinks I’ll have stimulants for lunch today
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can I come over and observe you
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kitten needs a vodka redbull right now
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call me Moses the way her bush is speaking to me
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taking fit pics while visibly bricked
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you look like you suck at guitar hero
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for my New Year’s resolution I’ve decided to get worse
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who wants backshots (get shot in the back of the head)
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if you don’t have a cool lamp in your house I hate you
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are we reaping or sowing tonight?
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*flirting* I’m going to find you
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can’t wait for my new years kisses
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can I come over and stand in the corner?
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If you look like this PLEASE dm me
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In case you were wondering, I will find you and I will get you
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don’t give me the aux. I will make everyone depressed.
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sent her a mazzy star song and she called me ran through
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If you’re not fucking with me on this Friday, then you should die
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that dog in me is humping your leg
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sex is cool and all, but have you ever felt the cold steel of a gun in your hand?
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todays to-do list: - repeat the cycle - get worse - stare at the wall
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bouta get circumcised, what cut should I get?
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things I’ve been into recently: - cool pants - sharks - myself
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smoking that shit that makes me verbal
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my bitch wife just cursed my bloodline
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I have to be the highest person in Barnes & Noble at all times
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picking one lucky mutual and hunting them
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she :3 on my :o til I >.<
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this girl so fine, i need her to bite me
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very cool dad !
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taking your bitch back to 505
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not to be a whore but you got pretty eyes
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Me at Christmas with the girl I pulled from twitter
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your girl is rotating me in her mind
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It’s fall in love with me Sunday actually
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If you ever feel safe, just remember I’m out there
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I’d hate you in every lifetime
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hey I’m outside, can you tell me if my fit is hard or not?
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smoking that shit that makes me feel loved and appreciated
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man this meal prep shit easy
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can I come over and stutter while telling you cool shark facts
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I have to get more insane
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I listen to beach house in a much deeper and more in depth way than anyone else
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I’d let her explain sims to me
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that completely normal girl will not save you
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god forbid I geek hard sometimes
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*threateningly* I will love and cherish you
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*paws at you* is my fit hard?
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giving you a non fatal wound as a treat
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how will global warming affect the arctic monkeys
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I follow several of you out of pure hatred and resentment
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this is my emotional support redbull
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removing my heart and giving it to her for Valentine’s Day
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babe put your clothes back on I’m not done showing you excel shortcuts
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smoking so loud I got tinnitus
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texting my dealer “I miss us”
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kitten (me) is suffering again
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ahhh shit it’s when will it end wednesday!!
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not to be dramatic, but you should die
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I have GOT to get cuntier
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it’s April 2nd you can stop being a fool now
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mutual monday!! why are you like this?
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when will it end wednesday
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unsolicited drip pics
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life is short, profess your love for me today
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almost forgot it’s text your ex thursday
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