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Data Scientist and engineer, computational physics, Python, Catholicism. Mars helldiver and allomancer. Catholic monarchy stan.

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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
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Evangelicalism is a low-fidelity simulation of Christianity. 1. Select some books from the Bible, preferably authored by Paul. 2. Randomly sample the books. 3. Perform an n=10 random sample of the random sample, with replacement. 4. Invent a religion based on steps 1-3.
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
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*you’re.
@bambibombs1
Bambibombs
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Gen X, your better than this. We all know the end game, freedom or enslavement! Do better
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
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Evangelicals: “I’m totally going to win this thread by posting the one verse I know!”
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
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Evangelicalism is deeply unserious, and should be treated like the fake religion that it is.
@Truth_matters20
Danny
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Rome anathematized the gospel at the Council of Trent. It isn't a part of Christ's Church. The Christian Church is the body of Christ.
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
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“I don’t interpret words that I read” he explained.
@Truth_matters20
Danny
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
4 days
“The New Testament was written before Christ’s incarnation” he explained.
@Deep_biblestudy
Daily Dive Disciple
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@SecretFire79 You're right, the scriptures are 3,000-4,000 years old.
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
4 days
Being imprecise is a feature of evangelicalism, not a bug. His statement is obviously false, he just doesn’t know it.
@Deep_biblestudy
Daily Dive Disciple
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@SecretFire79 You're right, the scriptures are 3,000-4,000 years old.
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
6 days
Evangelicals are a political sect, and also dinguses.
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@Truth_matters20
Danny
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Catholics come up with the wildest things.
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
7 days
When E-prots say they “read” the “Bible,” this is what they mean.
@AMDG_Derek
Derek ✝️🇻🇦
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Someone left this at the church with a “free” tag on it. 😑
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
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@Truth_matters20
Danny
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
7 days
When you *go to a book club meeting and listen to some music*. Accuracy improved by 100%.
@sola_chad
𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️
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When you go worship your Creator this morning try to remember that the only reason you exist is to bring Him glory.
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
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It’s unbiblical to only ever use Jim GIFs.
@sola_chad
𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
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One of the Lizzie NPCs: “Lol I don’t know anything”. @SojournerTruthe:
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
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God: “Here is how I command you to worship me.”. Evangelicals: “Lol, um no. Those are all, like, works.” *Jim from the Office GIF*.
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
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People pretend to like Bob Dylan, but they actually don’t.
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Reverently Based 🇻🇦
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“Their religion.”. It’s correct that you can’t build-a-bear your own religion, slap a “Catholicism” bumper sticker on it, and have it be so. A role of the priesthood is to discern that someone is properly disposed to receive the Eucharist. This guy isn’t. Priest W.
@_Chris_Coghlan
Chris Coghlan MP 🔶
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I thought an MP could keep their religion private, but there’s been some discussion about mine. If there isn’t space in the Catholic Church for those who don’t subscribe to all of it, that’s a shame. Here’s why I voted for assisted dying and what I believe.
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
15 days
Offered without explanation as to how this works.
@VainFriggus
Vain 🪷
15 days
@node_cathode @cathmorisco @WalmartThomist Which is exactly why we don’t worship it 😂
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
20 days
Imagine being an evangelical and trying to dunk on Catholics because we know the contents of the Bible and they don’t.
@MMaddog2230
MMonster 🇺🇸 🇮🇪
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@node_cathode @Chad4328 @JeffCassman Or he just doesn't have it memorized, only Catholics would specifically look for every single time Mary is mentioned.
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
20 days
Except right away, in the first chapter. Evangelicals pretend to read the Bible and larp as Christians.
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@Chad4328
Chad Roedema
20 days
The Church in Acts never mentioned Mary.
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@node_cathode
Reverently Based 🇻🇦
21 days
It would, of course, be insane for even the most proto-enlightenment of evangelicals to reject the Apostle’s Creed, but they really paint themselves into a corner with the “everything in its final form must exist within a single verse in the Bible somewhere” numbskullery.
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