Noah Learner (thekraken on bluesky & clubhouse)
@noahlearner
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This is my personal account and does NOT reflect the views of anyone other than me.
Broomfield, CO USA
Joined February 2010
Alright y’all. It’s been real. I’m out. The more I scrolled, the more it felt like I was stuck in a horror movie plot. You can find me on
linkedin.com
In my role as Director of Innovation I'm stoked to build the tools and automations that… · Experience: Sterling Sky Inc · Education: Colby College · Location: Broomfield · 500+ connections on...
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I'm over on Reddit today answering all your LocalSEO, Content, Onsite & Community questions! Come join me! https://t.co/LygzVTjaUh
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Thanks @jamesfgibbons! I shared some of my takeaways including a new metric ROSP and ROSPB how Google might look at a SERP and Bucket of SERPS to understand what successful search results look like. I look forward to feedback.
An epic piece of content and recap on Google i/o and material implications for business and SEO practitioners through this paradigm shift from @noahlearner
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Wild that Republicans think we don’t need FEMA when their states are the ones who’ll be most impacted. This map tells you how dumb that strategy is. I’m not cherry picking. This is a typical tornado threat map.
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My pal Nicole Whelden runs an amazing House cleaning service on Cape Cod and Nantucket Island called https://t.co/qDk7L62wec. True fact: we lived together on Orange street for years in the 90s. Time flies!
sweptawaycleaningcc.com
Swept Away Cleaning is a professional cleaning service dedicated to providing residential and commercial cleaning solutions on Lower Cape Cod + Nantucket Island.
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Campfire Chat with Cindy Krum
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Countdown timer showing how much time left until Wednesday, May 14, 2025 10:00:15 AM in timezone Denver, America (UTC-06:00)
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I reread the constitution again this weekend. It's 16 short pages. Super easy to read in < 20 minutes. I highly recommend it. You can read it online here:
archives.gov
Note: The following text is a transcription of the Constitution as it was inscribed by Jacob Shallus on parchment (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum). The spelling
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Art 1 Sec 9 of US Constitution: .. And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.
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Denver SEO Friends: I'm stoked to share we're starting a monthly SEO Community meetup on the 3rd Thursday of each Month @ Champa on the Commons in Denver. Date: May 15, Time 12PM. Our first event will last til 1:30 and will feature a chat with @Suzzicks + I retweets are ♥️
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These documents are a generally very approachable 20 minute read. They outline in it's own words "the Supreme Law of the Land." US Constitution: https://t.co/5TSS2DwPjR Amendments https://t.co/TARFwpNdMQ
archives.gov
Constitutional Amendments 1-10 make up what is known as The Bill of Rights. Amendments 11-27 are listed below. AMENDMENT XI Passed by
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This is difficult to watch, but really important. https://t.co/P8xVOzpXqG
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Trump is disappearing people to a Salvadoran prison for terrorists. And he says he wants to send “homegrown” Americans there next.
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Well look at this swell lineup.
Just confirmed an EPIC lineup for LocalU in Nashville on Sept 8, 2025! Come join @Suzzicks @crestodina @noahlearner @brandonschmidt @JoyanneHawkins @GregGifford @BradWetherall and @krystal_taing - all on one stage sharing some incredible SEO Knowledge! https://t.co/1WwcIXYrzj
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Friends I need your help: if you see this tweet would you like it for me? I’m wondering if the algo is shadow banning me and I appreciate your help.
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So is Trump a Russian Asset? Is he shorting all the markets?
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I agree whole hog with this:
nytimes.com
The Signal group chat is only the latest in a string of self-inflicted wounds by the new administration.
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annexation threats for Canada, Fucking with their economy, and slapping them with Tariffs mean they hate us and aren't spending money in our country. This is the line to go through customs to US in Toronto:
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Tariffs mean lost Tourism revenue for the USA:
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Hey Y'all I'm reengaging here on Twitter and will NOT be using this account for anything work, or SEO related. Instead I'm using it to make my voice heard about what I perceive to be a 5 alarm fire in our country. I will not be arguing with folks, just broadcasting.
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