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@nivrlac

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Analog at birth, digital by design.

Kenya
Joined November 2013
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@nivrlac
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@nivrlac
2 months
Unaingia aje third floor bila mtoto!.
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@nivrlac
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Nini chakula zipi mtu anaweza kula ili aongeze weight? Suggestions zikuje.
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A few days later.
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@Mstephano_
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Nafika hivi Embakasi Dispensary nikapimwe ukede na STIs. On Sunday, kuna mahali nilicheza rough, niliteka madame wawili hapo Containers Utawala. Shughli nilicheza RAW. so niko na wasiwasi flani yenye si kawaida. Mimi ile moto inaningojea jehanam yawa. JARICHO PROPER!.
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Lakini Maraga kusema ako na 2 million bob only for a presidential campaign is the biggest joke I have come across, 2 milllion bob! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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RT @fwtimini: Fumbling a baddie and fumbling a good woman ain’t the same thing man. One you regret for 3 days, the other for a lifetime.
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RT @_jimmy_254003: Wamama unukia poa wenye hukaribia mtu adi wanamake body contact mbarikiwe sana 😂 nimembao nikaharibu suruali mingi juu y….
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RT @_jimmy_254003: Mnakosana na mtu wako alafu next day anapost happy 3rd aniversary wakiwa na mtu wake🥲😂.
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"Nataka mimba yako ili niachane na wewe" propaganda I am not falling for.
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It is my house, I return the time I want to.
@Dina_kitandwe
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Men should then communicate the time they are supposed to come back at home . You cant come back at 3am and i open for you !!!.
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What a moronic take is this! Everyone has a right to vote for whoever he/she wants.
@K24Tv
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Nyamisa Chelagat: The young people are trying to get the majority of the votes. Our parents can leave their IDs in the house because we dont trust their choices right now. If we can come together for the election day, we dont have to worry about what the political class is
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RT @cheruiyotkb: Timeless money lessons -. •Invest in yourself - skill pays off.•Plan for retirement - start early.•Review goals - adjust a….
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Nilisnooze alarm na ni kama leo kinanilamba, ndio najisikia.
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RT @BarryIpapo: Does the law allow the Civilian Intelligence Agency to operate armed units?. Return NIS to the Generals.
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Or when you are away from it😂😂😂.
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@nivrlac
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Marriage is good when you avoid it.
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@nivrlac
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White cap pekee.
@Colonel_edu
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Hamna beer preference kabisa? Pilsner, Guinness, Tusker, Balozi. Mnakunywa kila kitu.
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Form one deep in Kisii.
@Josh001J
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Wait, where were you in 2010?😂.
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Cheating is a moving target in the eyes of women.
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Hawa wameamua kurace sasa kufika home ni 20 minutes pekee.
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"Na aisha ni nani?"
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@nivrlac
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Enjoy your 20’s, you’ll never be in your 20’s again please. Travel, get drunk, make mistakes, learn and unlearn things, have lots of sex, fall in love, get your heartbroken, focus on your career, get money. and finally get a baby to keep you on your toes in your 30s🤣🤣🤣.
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