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I don't understand animal crossing. after playing for a couple hours daily I finally have a museum on my humble island but then I open twitter and apparently everyone else has just finished constructing the mesopotamian empire
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still not a fan of the discord username changes but cannot deny that they resulted in me forming an unbreakable bond last night
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been getting into the habit of singing in the shower and today I received this note in my mailbox saying “you sure aren’t getting any better at singing LMAOOOO”. sorry to say I’m absolutely honored to be living in the same building as a hater of this caliber. i need to frame this
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ok what the fuck I landed in america and I was randomly selected for a special security screening at border control and then a big intimidating man took me to an isolated room, scanned my passport, looked me deadass in the eye and asked “do you like anime”
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been constantly thinking about how rika pokemon placed first in this japanese poll of “characters women fantasize about dating (2022 edition)”
「夢女子が選ぶ2022年の100人」でポケモンSVに登場する"チリ"が1位に。ー 刀剣乱舞や呪術廻戦の人気抑え … #ポケモン #任天堂
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8 y/o japanese kid I teach tried to explain to his friend who sans undertale is by going “so i think he’s like this crazy strong skeleton dude from a super old video game” and I immediately took lethal damage. had to slowly curl up into a ball.
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what’s cooking twitter i bought non-refundable plane tickets while drunk so now i’m in tokyo for no reason with no money and no hotel
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Amaki Sally, seiyuu for idol anime 22/7, seemed like a normal girl until livestream viewers found out that she speaks fluent English
#天城サリー
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“Britney Spears” implies the existence of a “Britney Swords”, who probably has less attack speed and range but more well-rounded damage output potential
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a while back i started saying “bro” as a joke to poke fun at people who say “bro” but at some point the irony was lost and now I’m just a person who says “bro” and I cant stop. this is the lowest point of my life so far
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maybe less RPGs would be about killing god if gods stopped playing absolutely banging tunes whenever someone tries to kill them
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been playing the new kirby game. loving how kirby is portrayed as a ball of constant, unending happiness & positivity EXCEPT after he works a shift in food service, in which he looks like he’s ready to commit a crime
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is this a rude thing to do to someone anonymously? probably yes. did i get owned by it? absolutely yes. ive been put in my place by the mailbox calligrapher.
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sometimes you need 2 shinseis
- we are 2 shinseis
- we are online
- we will do nothing
our names are the same but our friendship is genuine. we have been friends for 2 hours. of course there have been ups & downs but we always come to terms because shinseis like this come once in
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good morning I am still not over a 6’5 white guy with the authority to deport me from the country asking me about anime in an isolated chamber
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getting to know people you respect only to find out they're huge memers
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i was like “uhh haha yeah i studied the language a little so I go often haha..” and then he went “HONTOU NI? SUGOI! II GAKUSEI” in the most white man accent I’ve ever heard. I don’t think I’ll ever mentally recover from this
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KID: do you think sans was strong since when he was a baby
KID’S FRIEND: probably not right
KID: I think I could fight baby sans and take his life before he becomes strong
ME: what
FRIEND: I don’t think you should kill a baby
KID: I show no mercy to my enemies. even babies.
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“where do you hang out when you go to japan”
“t-tokyo”
“where in tokyo”
“um uhhh sh-shibuya! Shibuya!!”
“SHABOOYAH!! KAKKOII”
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APPARENTLY HE LOOKED AT MY PASSPORT TRAVEL HISTORY AND SAW HOW OFTEN I GO TO JAPAN IM SORRY
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everyone loves the melted rubber ducky but i'd like to draw some attention to the amazing discourse re: whether or not it really happened
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every time i make pasta I send it to every single person on my friends list including my roommate and i think hes finally had enough
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lots of people who aren’t shinseis are sending me friend requests on discord. please note that I am not accepting non-shinseis at this time
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the real jrpg power fantasy is having the social skills and being confident enough to talk to every inhabitant of a city you’re visiting for the first time
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if you are going to argue about time travel or whatever please do so outside of my mentions
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convinced a guy i just met at a local bar to go buy his first gunpla with me at the don quixote. we are building it together at 4 in the morning on new years. dudes rock
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anxiety culture is sending an email and then not checking your email for 3 days because you're scared of seeing the reply
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I found a "learn English with Jojo's" book that teaches japanese people important english phrases such as:
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I was already nervous and tired as shit so this question just blasted my brain. all I could do was blink and go “ what” repeatedly
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amaki sally’s official blog is bilingual and the difference between the japanese and english is a sight to behold
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cannot stop thinking about the jp tweet that was like “the answer to the trolley problem depends on whether the people tied to the tracks have effects that activate when they are sent to the graveyard”
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gacha seems harmless compared to other addictions but I think its recency contributes a lot to how predatory it can be. decent parents and schools can teach you about smoking and drugs and casinos but your mom couldn't warn you about granblue fantasy by cygames
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i'm digging the jp reactions to hollywood your name a lot because it shows how hollywood movies are viewed there
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some clarification:
1. this is clearly not actually calligraphy. it’s just a thick black marker
2. this person’s handwriting is very bad
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[couple watching pop team epic with their newborn son]
TV: Pop Team Epic!
ME&WIFE: hahaha
SON: ......po
ME&WIFE: !?
SON: .........pop te-
ME: nO STOP DON’T
WIFE: PLEASE NO AT LEAST MAKE YOUR FIRST WORDS “MAMA” OR “PAPA”
夫婦 with 息子(0)でポプテピピック視聴。
TV「ポプテピピック！」
僕&嫁「わはは」
息子「……ﾎﾟ」
僕&嫁「！？」
息子「ﾎﾟﾌﾟﾁｪ
僕「やめろーーーっ！！！！」
嫁「初めて喋る言葉はママとかパパとかにしてくれぇーーーー！！！！」
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losing my shit at how they designed an inverted palette swap of the “gundam deathscythe hell” and decided to name it, well,
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every big news site writes about hatsune miku like "oh she's just an instrument" "she's a piece of software" "she's a fictional character" cowards. miku is real and she is my friend
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relationships where both parties are self-sacrificial idiots who keep hurting themselves in attempts to save the other
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corporate brands tweeting about anime is always funny to me because I imagine the Social Media Guy going “uhh, shit, josh from accounting likes anime right I’ll give him the twitter login” and then josh from accounting has the best day of his life
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ENGLISH VIDEO ESSAY: [somber piano music plays over a verse from hamlet] its time to talk about the rise and fall of the greatest PvP server in minecraft history
JAPANESE VIDEO ESSAY: hey guys! reimu and marisa from touhou here to explain the extended timeline of the vietnam war
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Sally on her super secret tumblr and being a Japanese weeaboo
#天城サリー
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the difference in engagements between these 2 tweets is a perfect representation of how much millennial culture has evolved in the past year
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"mitsuha's dad is gonna sacrifice his life to stop the meteor while an aerosmith song plays in the bg"
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every hypmic drama cd is like
“oh no! he’s gonna RAP”
[MIC SOUND]
“yo
you fuckin suck ASS
ill murder you
and youll eat ass
bitch”
[EXPLOSION]
“urgh....he sent me down to my knees....what powerful LYRICS...”
“how is he still standing after my diss track....impossible......”
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watched midsommar. I was wrong about white people having no culture
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FFXIV LEVEL 20 STORY QUEST: only you can save the world from evil!! explore dungeons!! adventure!!!
FFXIV LEVEL 70 STORY QUEST: walk around the city and lament how little you can do about poverty, discrimination, and the refugee crisis in an inherently flawed political system
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this guy when they booted up the gundam game and saw there’s a gundam called gundam
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recently discovered sakigake coming out, an idol group where the members are 4 gay boys, and they sure aren't shy about it
their logo is just the word 'GAY', their concerts are called GAY LIVES, and they're currently touring countrywide on their JAPAN GAY TOUR
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cannot wrap my head around how after decades of rapidly accelerating technological advancement techbros chose to invent money laundering apes and cars that murder people instead of actually cool and practical things, like a fully functional duel disk
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"a black country girl and white harvard student will swap bodies, when the meteor falls the avengers and transformers appear to save them"
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(my personal favorite is “robert pattinson’s batman” clocking in at 78th place)
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[A GIRL IN OKLAHOMA AND A BOY IN NEW YORK CITY...TWO UNRELATED PEOPLE WAKE UP TO FIND THEY SWITCHED BODIES!]
...you can read the rest
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going crazy trying to explain the current arc of chiikawa
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this is like something you’d have to prove was the real murder method in an ace attorney game
So it turns out I’m an idiot
Yesterday I was making one of my furniture aerobics videos and I was balancing on something sketchy.
Needless to say I fell, and I fell onto my knife sculpture (second pic) because I’m an idiot who leaves life threatening items standing around
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I thought people were exaggerating but they weren’t. TWICE really is the most popular idol group in japan
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please appreciate how she flicks her hair every time she says something nice about herself
#天城サリー
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tired: i love idols
wired: idols are the embodiment of late-stage capitalism, dehumanizing young people and turning them into commodities, creating a false ideal of adolescence and success while also supporting inherently poisonous stereotypes
inspired: i still love idols bithc
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crybaby ep 1: haha its horny
crybaby ep 10: [through tears] its horny
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ME: there’s no reason for people to be ashamed of liking stuff. be who you are
SOMEONE: [vaguely mentions anime in a public setting]
ME: may god grant me the strength to survive another day on this cursed earth
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it was like a 15 hour flight so I’m still dazed. I’m convinced I’m dreaming right now. why am i in japan. i want to shower
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every ikuhara anime is like
FIRST EPISODE: I don't understand what's happening
FINAL EPISODE: [through tears] I don't understand what's happening
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link in qrt is broken so here it is. other girls who made the ranks:
92. hyakumantenbara salome (vtuber)
87. kujo jolyne (jjba)
82. fuji kiseki (uma musume)
80. air shakur (uma musume)
28. makima (chainsawman)
22. uta (one piece)
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evolution of the kamen rider franchise
1971: punch nazis!
1987: punch your brother, who is trying to become god
2001: punch god
2004: punch the concept of god in a world where we are ruled only by a desire for conflict. will you fight or perish
2016: punch the CEO of konami
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a virtual youtuber with 80k subscribers collabed with a porn company to produce official cosplay porn of herself and recorded a commentary track as well as a full dub track featuring her voice instead of the actress’ and I’ve never respected anyone this much
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pokespe sun/moon absolutely nails the female protagonist's character, I love these dorks
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people seem to be enjoying this thread so I quickly TL'd a manga by
@yokoyama_bancho
depicting japan's impression of hollywood's your name
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the power fantasy in pokemon isn’t the fighting animals it’s the implication that you can chase your childhood dreams and be loved and supported and make a difference in the world with your favorite fighting animals
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STARTING TWITTER: funny website but I won’t let it affect the way i think
NOW: I no longer remember life before twitter. my brain is incapable of distinguishing between the phrases “africa by toto” and “toto by africa”. I just found out that william shatner watches love live.
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when i'm playing a rhythm game and inexplicably do really well on a hard song
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I used to be p annoyed by the "japan is so cool! i love their culture!" crowd that often stereotypes the entire country but these days "did you know that jp society is extremely wrong and bad? i have been to japan twice and am here to tell you why" is really trying to beat it
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EVERY OTHER MOBAGE PLAYER: hi
GRANBLUE PLAYER: [pulls up in a limousine] god DAMN why did I win 100 free rolls today and not next week this game is /so/ bad don’t play it lmao xD
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a group of nine schoolgirls must become school idols in order to save vine from shutting down
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glad I have so many twitter followers now because uh, my friends & family don’t know I’m here. if I don’t tweet in 12 hours consider me gone
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i expected to wake up in australia but I’m still in japan . i did however wake up to 10k favs, which is arguably scarier than australia
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tried whispering “persona” here but instead of cool magical arsene lupin ghost powers i just got weird looks
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