*Mommy enters my room*
Mom: wanna hear a joke ?
Me: 🙄
Mom: What did the drummer call his two daughters ?
Me: ...
Mom: Anna 1 , Anna 2
... 😐 currently looking for somewhere to live. I’ve had enough of this
anybody else is an adult but stills views themselves as a child and is completely confused as to why they have all these responsibilities?
cuz i swearrrr i cannot come to terms with the fact that i’m a wholeeee grown woman 🥲 like who authorized this ?
me: *is silent*
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
me: BUBBLE YUH BODY FI DI UPTOP BOSS 🗣