Ok people so I just lifted my sofa cushion to clean & this fuckn WHATAREYOU is there, at the end of its death with one antenna moving & I am literally hyperventilating because I am not ok I don’t know what this is send an ambulance also because my mom is super not helpful rn

WHY IS IT ITSELF

I NEED A JACKET TO REMOVE THIS SOMEBODY BRING ME A HAZMAT SUIT

@nieshatrout That is terrifying. It looks fetal.

@nieshatrout It shouldn't be wet. They're very glossy, though. Althought this one looks like it's having a rough day. Maybe it's...leaking? My question is wtf is it doing in your couch?

@nieshatrout it's just shiny. they all are that way. Disgusting bug of the year award... just nasty. ;) here is a pic of one at my house.

@nieshatrout Where do you live? I’m in Glendale and I think I may have seen one of these how long is it?