If you’ve seen me over the past year basically the only thing I’ve been able to talk about are 2girls1Bottl3, and I got the once in a lifetime opportunity to really go down the rabbit hole and try and figure out what exactly they’re doing thats so compelling

End the tyranny of Resy.

I support her in all these things to be clear.

It’s 4am. I’m at Copenhagen airport about to board Lufthansa. Pamela Anderson is checking in front of me. She looks amazing. She’s wearing blue jeans and a cardigan and a small straw hat. She’s carrying two baskets. She cut my boyfriend in line for airport security.

Experiencing ego death in a pair of low rise pants.

Long in the tit.

The thing about nachos is that they’re SUPPOSED to be shared, but also they’re disgusting and why are we reheating them.

Zac Efron should’ve won an Oscar for 17 Again. Idc. Hall of fame hot.

Oh to be my cousin aaron who receives unsolicited photos of my bruises and updates about my digestive functions. (I love him) (he’s a doctor) (I’m officiating his wedding).

This Halloween I will be doing 4 different nights of Fran Fine.

All I ask for is a vegan ice cream store in New York that isn’t wack.

RT @funnysmartguy12: it is OKAY to be 26 ♥️.

Sorry that’s just my decorative sweat mustache.

Me today but in Soho.

I’ve never used a gif. Let’s get that straight.

I have so many theories.

Sombr sounds like Never Shout Never.

Corporate boys of midtown leaving me no electric citibikes I hate you.

:)))))