Nicktaylorkyiv
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Wiganer lost in the city of Baku, the Kyiv bit went a bit wrong, now drinking and living with a real life barbie 😂
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War watch ! Evacuation over bar open ! Only bottles at 2 quid a throw still alive ! 10pm on a Friday not how I expected my weekend should be flying next Friday, plans need adjusting
Thanks to my bosses for this hotel and getting us out ! Ukraine stay strong
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War watch, as people discuss the escape plan and sirens go I had a thought, did I switch the boiler off
#lookafterthebills
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War watch live: sirens going roads blocked been for essentials to stay indoors ! Somethings happening
Back to
@CaddyXv
with the traffic
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Escape watch, airport Budapest, martini is dry, beer is cold, Manchester I’m coming for you !
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Rain rain rain ! I could go dancing naked in it if
A) it wasn’t illegal
B) Cold
C) I need a pint
Made it ! Boom
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War watch ! It’s going crazy ! Currently walking with military trucks passing, she was ready within an. Hour
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Escape watch - the plan !
Tonight bus to Bucharest
Tomrow night bus to budepest
Wednesday day in budepest
Thursday fly home !
There will be beers.
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War watch ! I’ve snuck back to my lodge in the hotel with her, lights off but feeling safe and a comfy bed ! Thanks so much for all the nice words, and thoughts to all the amazing people of Ukraine ! Early night as funnily enough I’m knackered ! Please support
@JosephsGoal
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A false dawn, what felt like safety is slowly going currently road being blocked outside and trenches dug. Pray for all in Kyiv and Ukraine !
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War watch, even in times of trouble, I still can’t help but love this metro station, majestic
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War watch update: does anyone know the polite way to release a fart on a minibus in a war zone?
Asking for a friend
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13 people 1 minibus 400km to the border. Thanks for the nice words.
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Home watch: air raid sirens went off other side of kyiv was hit, but I’ve been for a haircut and the bars open ! I adore this place
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War watch update, as I weave through this amazing country looking for refuge. I find myself wondering, why?
Why didn’t I have a poo before we left, and when is it appropriate to ask for a dump stop
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War watch live: it’s all kicking off here big time, she’s found out her shampoo won’t be delivered ! This could could nuclear ☢️
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War watch it approaches midnight at the bar and last orders. It’s been a hell of a few days ! Pray for all those not as lucky as I have been !
And one last ask
@JosephsGoal
if you got a few pence spare ! Goodnight godbless
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Sometimes Wigan takes a beating for reasons unknown but the fact this is the local to where she’s been and felt happy after seeing her home destroyed shows that there’s no town I’d rather be from
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Well it’s been emotional, after driving into Moldova ! 7 more hours driving we are currently in transistria. Only hotel we could find ! Exhausted !
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War watch update ! Aiming for chernivsky (nope I’ve no idea either) hotel there, but it’s dawn on me I’ve forgot the swim shorts
#holidayfromhell
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Escape watch
Well, I suppose if I didn’t people would only worry !! 24 hours to freedom.
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Escape watch, when in a hotel do what you can, I feel a bastard but this is first meal in 36 hours, next to watch the TICS ! Beers and then bed 👌 thank you for all the love guys ! Meant a lot !
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War watch just as the journey was going well a huge motorcade of millatry vehicles goes by.
Watching people getting ready to blow a bridge.
More cans needed
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Escape watch.
Got the capital of Moldova. Planning time ahead !
May be here a while
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6 am 15 hours coach ! Hello Budapest ! Be rude not too 😂
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Escape watch, in case you were ever wondering what a Romanian bus station looked like, let me sort that for you
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War watch was hoping it might be armoured. Discussion now as to postpone for 24 hours with gunfire less than 3 miles away. Had a disappointing boiled egg.
#goodtimes
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War watch: after a massive trip, smells piss stops and road blocks we arrived at what is suprisingly a nice hotel. Then told to evacuate to the basement ! Fucks sake
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Escape watch: roads being blocked brave men carry guns to protect this out post. I’ve got supplies to watch football then disaster !! No hdmi input !
#notthesameonthelaptop
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War watch: not normally one to soil myself but there’s people walking with guns outside.
It’s happening and it’s loud
@mudhutter
please help this great cause
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War watch: the bus is quiet it’s dark the mood is somber at best.
As hard as I tried it snuck out and it smelled
It smelled bad.
#sorry
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The miller was a warm up, the kronenberg was a mouch bouche! Now the main event !
I’m best at watching the tics in a war zone
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Escape watch update. I said I was only having 4 glasses today, however size was not specified !
Man of my word !
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War watch made it to the metro for the journey to coach ! It’s grim. Guys do something nice today and donate !
@JosephsGoal
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Romania is lovely but the service station is a winner 👌
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Escape watch, fuck knows what tomrrow brings, we changed to Moldova as it’s closer and fuel is an issue. Thanks for all the likes; retweet’s etc.
if nothing else please donate:
@JosephsGoal
it deserves the time ! Slava Ukrainia See you on the other side
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Home watch: taking photos of road blocks is a no. I now know that having been held by 2 gentlemen with guns in my face until someone translated I’m an idiot not a spy. Soiling nearly occurred. Recovery needed. Still got my photo
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To put in perspective the dot is where I lived, the line is where the Russians advanced to towards the city centre, feel blessed to have left and guilty for doing so. The road perhemony is what I live(d) on
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Escape watch, in the Russian rebel state of transistria lovely place, we have a ferry now to main land, ferry is doing the heavy lifting in this sentence.
Current aim Blighty by Thursday
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War watch live ! Possible work coach out here soon, snag is it’s heading from otherside of city, somehow got to tell her to be ready and packed in an hour !
#expectshouting
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Escape watch, the guilt of escaping is still there but look at what they have here !!!! Time for some lunch !
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War watch; phone call from the boss, chance of a coach to border maybe 3 days of travel leaving in next few hours.
Her- I won’t be ready by then so leave it.
Ukrainian woman always looking good in a crisis. Also no bog no style on a coach !
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Escape watch, slowly getting closer to Budapest. A rest day finally ! My smile as big as the journey
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Home watch ! Oh how I’ve missed Ukrainian public toilets, it’s the sense of pissing in a hole you don’t get with other escapes from war
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War watch, not gone yet but bit concerned as someone left thier window open, Greta thingimajig will be going mental
Again please keep helping
@JosephsGoal
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Liverpool Poland tomrrow
Poland kyiv tomrrow
She has hair and lips booked for Thursday. Best get back on the plan
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Home watch: 4:30 am pint, going to need a few of these ! Next stop Warsaw
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War watch after walking for miles a stop with a can of pop and a fag is like heaven. 4 miles left ! Please all donate at
@JosephsGoal
!!!
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Fuck it ! Sat now having to hide in the basement ! Decision made tomrrow this merry band of ours head for Slovakia !
Donate ! Please cause this one might not be a great idea
@JosephsGoal
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Home/baku watch: had a little walk to a different supermarket today to avoid the bloke with guns. And WHAT A FIND ! Now having a pint in Kensington gardens
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Walk watch, decided a personal trainer was the best option to be able to complete the walk, this guy had the best advice
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Escape watch update, my Ukrainian/English confused again and it’s ended up here ! The bar maid spoke Ukrainian I asked for shot (cheque) she heard (cheque) same again.
#acidentaldrunk
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Baku watch: shit just got real, this beers 60pence a pint 👍
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Baku watch: I’ll miss the differences in travel culture between us Brit’s and Ukrainians. We have different priorities in a free bar
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Number of miles driven n Kyiv before today 0
Number driven now 200
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Got to say I’m not hundred percent sure the follow the health and safety rules here.
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Home watch the shelves are slowly emptying, the beer of HIke remains and some shite even Ukrainians in a war don’t want
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Sat down in hotel lobby and saw this postcard, to be honest last 7 days I’ve asked myself this a lot
Also does Hungary have badgers? Just so I can check the roughness of the arse to meet my current mood 😂 hair of the dog needed
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Always wondered what air raid sirens sounded like, now I know
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War watch live: feeling like James Bond at the end of no time to die, expect with a massive hangover and soon to be soiled undies. Somethings happening
@mudhutter
please all donate to
@JosephsGoal
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Cost of 4 pints in Kyiv airport on Friday £6 quid ! Cost of two coffee and a nice pie in Wigan 8.50 !!! Fucking dog shit Costa cunts !!! Get me back to the Soviet Union
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War watch live: think I’m going to skip breakfast this morning as I’ve just been woken to what sounded like a bomb go off, maybe wearing the brown trousers today !
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Walk watch: pain pain pain but a great day for a great cause ! Now for some food beers and a cry guys what a cause !
@JosephsGoal
. So glad I put the hard practise in this week ! Never stop training
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Baku watch: roads are more mental than kyiv
It’s windy
People friendly
I actually have a proper job
Zebra crossings are a suggestion (crossing a road is worse than my last escape) but !!!!
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Escape watch after spending 25 mins fucking around trying to sort my laptop for the game, she’s casually pointed out the hdmi port is under the tv, who puts the port there. !!!
#winner
,
Ps keep helping
@JosephsGoal
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Walk watch, the pain isn’t going away anytime soon, dread taking my shoes off, but what an amazing weekend. Thank you
@JosephsGoal
for the invite and anyone please help this awesome cause. Now to take some pain killers !
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@PKendrickWIG
Yes Wigan !!!! Semi final is the plan to take her to her first ever Wigan game. Saturday might come a bit too soon !
#wafc
!
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Baku watch: 22 hours in a cramped train with all our stuff just arrived to Warsaw air hotel, 13 hours to check in ! She’s sleeping what else to do ! God I’ll miss kyiv !!
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How it started ! Where it ended 👍 steak and Guinness 👌
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Stopped for half hour in Lubin, 3 zlotty for a public toilet, or go the bar get a pint and a slash, cost me 0 zlotty for a beer and me and her a slash
#moneysavingtips
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Home watch: so after nads disappeared for her lips done and rocks up with red hair it’s because her mums coming tomrrow, who speaks no English and is staying a couple of days
#funtimes
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@IOMalcolm
That’s cause I’m a complete and utter bell end ! It’s real and shit words can’t actually describe how bad it is
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As my ring recovers from earlier I will miss this bit of grass where locals got blotto on vodka and me and nads once watched a woman have a piss and fall back into it ! Twice. Kyivs Kensington garden as we called it
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Her ladyship is in Turkey seeing friends, I’m on strict strict strict orders to use what’s in the fridge and the cats not allowed on the couch,
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Walk watch: the updates
Thanks for all the nice messages, it’s nice to be home, friday walk for
@JosephsGoal
after zero training and significant boozing over last month. Anyone who has followed or liked to watch me nearly die please throw 50p/a pound to a great cause !!! 🙏
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Genuinely to all such as
@CaddyXv
@Finton05408696
@mudhutter
@wiganfishermon
and so may more thanks for the weekend and the amazing welcome to her, means the world !!!
@JosephsGoal
im done see you next year
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Home watch: places close at 4 no alcohol allowed we made it at 3.59 !
@AnastasiaFalii
beer time ! Can’t tell you how ace my pal is !!!!
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To all those about to walk for
@JosephsGoal
have a great day !!! A great charity which does amazing things ! From Baku I salute you
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Trafford centre away. Having walked round with an Ann summer bag for 25 mins I cracked as she went to primark 👌what a day, up the tics
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Escape watch ! 3 hours going through passport control on Moldova and Romania. Slowly inching closer. Bog not working
#holding
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Home watch ; Even when it’s packed even when it’s crazy and the sirens go.
What a station !!!!
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I treated myself this weekend, because I let her run wild shopping I got to get something for the house, as always I bought sensible,
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