Nick Guerra
@nickcomic
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The Little Long Haired Comic. I was on Gabriel Iglesias Stand Up Revolution Season 2, Last Comic Standing Season 8 & The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
North Hollywood, CA
Joined November 2010
I don't know who got Eleven upset, but I got her back, homie! So don't mess around unless you want things to get stranger! #NickGuerra #NickComic #trailerpark #homie #Eleven #dont
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Jokes are theories. And live shows are how those theories get tested. Lol! #NickGuerra #Nickcomic #standupcomedy
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Anyone who's been to my shows know that I tell all their secrets. (And I do it all out of love!) Upcoming Shows: **BREA**, **LAS VEGAS**, **SUNNYVALE**, **DALLAS**, **SAN ANTONIO**, **FT WORTH** AND **HOUSTON**!! #NickGuerra #Nickcomic #funny #girlsecrets #Standupcomedy
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If dogs have such better noses than us, why do they only want to smell each others' poop and pee?
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I need to send an important email but I'm gonna wait until tomorrow.
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Most podcast conversations sound like rejected dialogue from Fight Club.
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Valentines Day. The day of the year when any guy asking "Where the h0es at?", he's legitimately asking.
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I guarantee that Rihanna doesn't care about any of our hot takes on her performance.
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If you would have told me 50 years ago that Rihanna would be the halftime show at the Super Bowl, I would have said, "Yeah I know. " Because I was a psychic in my past life.
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I watched an AI version of the Super Bowl. It goes on for 53 quarters.
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You ever try to find a place to be away from people... and people be there... or even worse, follow you there.
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People make life to complicated. Either I f*cks with you or I don't.
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Real simple explanation for climate change. Lol! Enjoy! #NickGuerra #Standupcomedy #Weather #funny #justjokes #mothernature #climatechange
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NEW STAND UP CLIP! Lots of self proclaimed champs... walking around... thinking they did something. Lol!! But what do I know... I'm still pure and waiting for marriage 😆 #NickGuerra #jazz #Standupcomedy #realtalk #lol
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Reformed gangstas are some of the nicest people. #NickGuerra #reformed #gangstas #standupcomedyshow #funny #Standupcomedy #hoodmemes
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