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@nicholasfukc
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in a full blown war on TikTok right now because I said we don’t have to settle three years early for Gavin Newsom and can actually choose a better candidate for 2028. every ten seconds I get a notification that someone is asking “then who is your perfect nominee??” IT IS 2025!!!.
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@nicholasfukc
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As a new father I’ve learned there are certain days you have to watch a movie at 7am. This has never happened to me until now, and now it’s happened twice.
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@nicholasfukc
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Deeply disturbing that this otherwise cool-looking clip on monitor is made by a brand called Kwumsy. I shouldn’t have to mentally pronounce things like this
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@nicholasfukc
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i need my spiritual army to bring their hands together over me and stop me from buying a flour mill to grind my own wheat berries. the devil is whispering whooole fibbberrr breaaad with all the mineralllls it’s supposed to haaaaave.
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@nicholasfukc
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the mexican food in Oregon is NOT good but the torta culture is something special. what's going on with those huge motherfuckin tortas. they are like buses.
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@nicholasfukc
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crazy how fertile the internet already was for psychosis before AI. i know more than one person who slid into believing in gangstalkers, twin flames, and of course outright nazi ideology just from seeing text posts and video edits other humans made. we are fucked :).
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@nicholasfukc
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the point of life may actually just be in-season fruit and vegetables.
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@nicholasfukc
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Gen z is rebranding anxiety as “air hunger” and it’s insane.
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@nicholasfukc
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Okay but they did put concerts online that you could buy tickets to online. Like I get what you're saying but we very much did not have to mail in to see a concert in the year two thousand and thirteen.
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I saw Edward Sharpe live at Longwood Gardens in 2013. The show was was advertised in the Philly Inquirer print edition and I mail-ordered tickets. People brought their own tambourines. This song is from a world that no longer exists, but is a perfect artifact from that world.
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@nicholasfukc
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after using their bottle washer/steamer for three months I’ve decided the brand Momcozy should also make normal dishwashers. they should make a car.
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@nicholasfukc
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People laugh when you ride a fixed gear but the minute you want a road bike you have to get on one of these contraptions and dial in a .001 millimeter spring in the left front brake clamp or the bike will fall apart at 70mph
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@nicholasfukc
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it probably felt so good to run a sophisticated doping scheme for your professional cycling team that was being sponsored by the US Postal Service. imagine grabbing that blood bag like alright boys this one is Priority Mail lmaoo.
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@nicholasfukc
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Looking at the images and numbers coming out of Gaza, one thing is obvious - no one could have known this would happen, and no one is responsible for it.
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@nicholasfukc
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several people in my real life have fallen for the bear on a trampoline AI :(.
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@nicholasfukc
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I am really having a hard time not thinking about the horrific starvation ongoing in Gaza right now. I see my beautiful daughter in the image of every gaunt child. How the fuck are we going to change this. How can we stop this right now. It has to stop right now.
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@nicholasfukc
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phonk music aka Hitlerstep.
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@nicholasfukc
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Guy who just found out we’ve been overthrown voice:.
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Rick Taylor
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I shake my head is disbelief at how many people haven't realized yet that we have been overthrown.
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@nicholasfukc
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*guy in 1899 who bought the sheet music but played it completely wrong to his hateful family* That new song sucks ass.
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@nicholasfukc
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Random quarter-zip guys are now spawning against Mamdani, he truly does have the mandate of heaven.
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Max Burwick
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I am building a coalition to enter the NYC mayoral race and take on Mamdani with a common-sense, New York-first platform. DMs are open.
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@nicholasfukc
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just something about a tiny TV in a kitchen that makes sense. i should get a little CRT
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