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@nicehumanbean

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Boston, MA
Joined December 2011
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
9 hours
being subjected to the emotional trauma of a slow motion car crash that destroys your sense of trust and ability to form intimate relationships for months to years by somebody you love. vs:
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@loverefrains
zaria
4 days
yall always be judging but the guilt you feel after doing it is jus crazy.
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
11 hours
a while back I posted something like “I’m sure these conditions are real, but I doubt the people who are constantly screaming about them online have them” and got my replies blown up. since then, I’ve met people with those conditions, Y’know what they do all day?. not this shit.
@_DREADERR
DREADER
19 hours
Find it interesting that this specific strain of hostile “disabled” person never specifies what type of disability they have.
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
17 hours
RT @KingCobesJFS: Fake news the prince can’t die 🤘🐍.
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
22 hours
i like how the northeast’s biggest threat boils down to drunk driving into an ungulate.
@TerribleMaps
Terrible Maps
1 day
The most dangerous animal in each US state
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
3 days
can’t wait for another three months of insufferable fallout nerds to bitch and moan about canon on here.
@falloutonprime
FALLOUT⚡️
3 days
Season Two greetings, Vaulties. Starting December 17, the Wasteland is your new home for the holidays.
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
3 days
RT @_uncoolniece: MEANWHILE, IN REALITY, here’s what happened when educated people who care about children implemented a ban in the distric….
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
3 days
I have a theory: it’s because his name starts with “booty”.
@souljagoyteller
Sami Gold
3 days
Has anything good explaining why Buttigieg does so badly with black voters yet been written? It was his major Achilles heel in his 2020 run and apparently he hasn’t patched it up at all, despite his wildly higher name recognition now.
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
7 days
I like how there’s this meme finding purchase while there’s also a subreddit about guys getting pissed because hr clocked that they’re working like working like 5 other remote municipal jobs at once.
@yandhiisntreal
chloe
8 days
been job hunting all month and this meme is not only real, it's not mean enough
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
8 days
as a person who drove trucks for jobs, it’s mostly not work.
@d_boeckner
Boeckner
8 days
This persons parents are “co-CEOs” of a real estate investment firm lol
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
8 days
mystery solved: some asshole likes to file bogus ADA lawsuits on businesses, so businesses just dump concrete out haphazardly to skirt violations.
@BigGulpAmerikan
Mysterious Semblance At The Strand Of Nightmares
9 days
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
9 days
lol I used to joke that shai davidai is Mikey miles, but he’s clearly the evolved form of Mikey miles.
@infinite_jaz
jasper nathaniel
9 days
Show of hands: If someone begged you to leave them alone, blocked you on social media, and filed harassment charges against you, would you think they want to hear from you during a personal tragedy?.
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
9 days
BZZT WRONGO
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@ingelramdecoucy
Enguerrand VII de Coucy
23 days
Everybody in the blue areas would also starve to death within a month… I say “blue areas” because there’s no such thing as a “blue state”
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
10 days
can’t wait until Donald boat’s moves into the next tax bracket and it starts trickling down to me.
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
15 days
tried this: it worked.
@alliharvard
allison harvard burke
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
16 days
peak transplant brain, by the time I was nearly a decade into living in New York, I worked under the table, bought out-of-state cigs, and squatted in my apartment; i never felt more connected to my community.
@macyagilliam
macy
17 days
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
17 days
this reminds me of when I got hired as a “marketer” for a furniture store that was open every day… from 10am-2pm.
@thewonstonarms
The Wonston Arms Pub Landlord
20 days
Saturday 05:55pm mid service and we had no customers its Mad ! …. gorgeous sunny evening. Can’t believe this is happening. Consumer behaviours changing on top of Government actions to make hospitality #taxedout wow-we are all amazing folk operating hospitality venues at the mo
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
22 days
I’ve been lurking around the weird-left-New York-lawyer-media adjacent circles for like 10 years and I never even heard of this guy.
@starlightbyelo
clara
22 days
@SharksOnCouches i remember seeing this and thinking that this guy should probably chill tf out
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
24 days
people fail to realize that Boston drunk Irish guy politics is the platonic ideal of “based lib”.
@shitshowdotinfo
alex
24 days
they’ve lost drunk white guys from boston its over.
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
25 days
RT @geoffwilt: responses/qts about this movie being “evil” or Larry Clark is evil but I was in high school when Kids came out and as much a….
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@nicehumanbean
normal, well-adjusted guy
25 days
when I went to gay bars, my gay friends would be like “there’s this straight woman who thinks you’re cute, Whats do you think?” . when a couple nazis would show up to a bar I liked, they’d make passing threats about raping and killing the women I was with.
@politicalmath
PoIiMath
26 days
The "Nazi bar" problem can be easily re-purposed to become the "gay church" problem
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