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Me calculating how long I can survive if I dont go back to work.
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Me: “At least things can't get any worse”. Things:
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Me at work on Monday morning
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Fatfood it makes people fat
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Me making my first mortgage payment
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Biggest joke of the century: “The internet was invented to save our time.”.
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On July 16, 2006, Twitter was publicly launched by Jack Dorsey.
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“Are you a morning person or a night person?”. Me:
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If you think you're having a bad day, just think about college students preparing for jobs that don't exist anymore.
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When your alarm clock wakes you up on a Sunday morning
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A man can do anything under pressure
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My friends: “Wanna grab a beer?”. Me:
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When I see a good meme but accidentally refresh the feed
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My co-workers when a new girl joins the office
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How 2025 is going:
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Dog: “Never liked that little shit anyway”
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This is why women live longer than us
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