Ash
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Joined May 2019
Another bouncing Jack Snipe video. Taken remotely this one also shows how the bird reacts to me making myself visible as I walk up to the camera. Note how it flattens its body against the water and freezes in the confident belief that it will not be seen.
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I know what you're going through. We're coming up on Mount Carlmore. I carved that one wonderful summer. What did Carl think? You know, we've never discussed it. #Simpsons
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To a prototaxite it is we who are the bizarre 8-metre towers
Prototaxites were bizarre 8-metre towers that dominated Earth 400 million years ago, before trees evolved. Long assumed to be giant fungi, a new study finds they lacked chitin, common to all fungi, so they may be a completely extinct branch of eukaryotic life!
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The amount of sex someone has is directly proportional to their moral worth, if someone is not fucking it is because they are a BAD person
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They renamed the overton window after your mom it’s called the over a ton window now
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No they’re just jealous that you harnessed the power of the eternal sun god Rah…. the cowl doesn’t look dumb at all
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Cause I got my finger on the balls Every single time
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Sorry if im a little out of it. ive been sucking on dry erase markers to get at their delicious nectar
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Separately, of course, their best laid plans will fail. But if mouse and man were to join forces…
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i just had a nightmare where (among other things) i was working on a movie about AIDS and i lost 'the original AIDS backpack' that was lent to the crew by a museum.
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Just finished my app Upside Down Youtibe where it’s the same videos but there upside down
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