Why did Victorian premier Jacinta Allan hold a secret meeting with Brittany Higgins and her lawyer? What would a crooked leader want from a lying cow? #springst #auspol

Attending a busy hospital emergency department in Victoria? Your life could depend on the answer to one question. Telling the triage nurse you identify as Aboriginal means you are prioritised ahead of everyone else. Jacinta Allan is dividing Victorians based on race. #springst

Jacinta Allan & Labor are taxing the living daylights out of all Victorians, and now they're going after our pets. Labor's pet tax will raise over $10 million. They claim it's to fund the RSPCA, but we know it'll be used to plug holes in the inept treasurer's budget. #springst

"I don't like you either...and I probably never will". Donald Trump savages Kevin Rudd, Australia's Ambassador to the US, in a fiery media exchange. Rudd must go and he must go now. #auspol

A fake machete disposal bin has appeared outside Jacinta Allan's Bendigo office. It reads: "Shit Premier Safe Disposal Bin." "Please remove from power before throwing in the bin." The people of Bendigo have spoken. #springst #BendigoBarbie

5 current Victorian Labor MPs have recently announced they won't contest next year's Vicrian election. Who will be next to throw in the towel? #springst

The latest Labor rat to desert Jacinta Allan's sinking ship is Natalie Hutchins. Victoria's Minister for Women spent most of her time consuming huge travel budgets as she travelled the world on lavish first-class trips to attend feminist and gender action conferences. #springst

"If you're a bloke, you go to a men's prison. If you're a woman, you go to a women's prison...there are no shades of grey." That's how it is under the NT's Liberal government. Under Jacinta Allan & Labor in Victoria, men who feel feminine can go to a women's prison. #springst

Who will be the Victorian premier contesting next year's state election? #springst #BendigoBarbie

2 violent thugs are on the run after a wild machete brawl at Broadmeadows in front of terrified shoppers. Now that Jacinta Allan banned machetes with a 2 year jail term for those breaking the ban, what punishment will you expect will be dished out if they are caught? #springst

"We have the toughest bail laws in the country", Jacinta Allan claims. Yet violent teen crims still keep getting bail. Why? She secretly had the Bail Bench Book updated to mandate all teen offenders, particularly Aboriginals, must almost always be released on bail. #springst

Just when you thought Victoria's weak justice system couldn't get any weaker. A judge has freed a 15 year old violent thug, who was involved in multiple car thefts, violent armed robberies and home invasions, so he can enjoy a luxury European holiday with his parents. #springst

"Aye, if Liberal gets into power next election, everyone's cooked". That's the exact message being circulated on a Melbourne gang online forum after Brad Battin released the Liberals' new policies to crack down on crime. No wonder criminals always vote Labor. #springst

Toss a coin. That's the phrase emboldening criminals in Victoria as reduced police resources means only 50% of reported crimes are solved. Been the victim of an aggravated burglary? In almost 70% of cases, the criminals get away with it while you pay for it. #springst

The Reserve Bank announces that interest rates won't be coming down anytime soon thanks to Labor's inflationary monetary policy. Enjoy sustained high interest rates - you voted for it by electing Anthony Albanese & Labor. #auspol #AirbusAlbo

Jacinta Allan is considering setting up an African court system to reduce the number of African-Australian teens in jail. African courts would be an informal round table process with community elders, ensuring any punishment administered is "culturally appropriate". #springst

2 years ago, the crooked Daniel Andrews resigned in shame. His successor, Jacinta Allan, says she's proud of her time in the top job, delivering: - record debt - punitive taxes - soaring crime - Australia's highest unemployment rate - housing crisis - potholed roads #springst

In 2020, Daniel Andrews cancelled the AFL Grand Final Parade because he said we'd risk death if we ventured outside together. 5 years on, it's revealed his Covid rules were not based on expert health advice, but were power-tripping captain's calls #AFLGF #AFLCatsLions #springst

A preview of tomorrow's AFL Grand Final Parade in the wake of Victoria's out of control youth crime wave. #AFLCatsLions #AFLGF #springst

While Jacinta Allan announces she has crime under control, Victoria's newly released crime stats tell a vastly different story. Criminal incidents are up a staggering 16.3%. Home invasions - up 22% Theft from a retail store - up 27% Theft of motor vehicles - up 42% #springst