Are dinosaur-shaped 🦖 🦕 chicken nuggets meant to be ironic?.

Had an earthquake while in a hot yoga class today. #welcometoLA.

I suspect if we collected data, we would find that my writing quality is highly positively correlated with my blood glucose level. #dissertation #dissertationwritingprocess.

More fun with palindromic dates! 4.24.24. This month has been rich … 4.2.24, 4.20.24 and today!.

Why can I not buy 7up at 7-11?.

Smells like weed and fireworks on my street as is traditional for the holiday.

Deeefinitely read this as “raincoat crisps” and thought, “these keto diets are getting crazier by the day!” #dyslexia

Just thinking back to when I was a kid and would spend hours scrutinizing maps for the geologic feature called ‘Silicon Valley’.

Just misread ‘BIOCHEMIST’ as ‘BRIOCHE MIST’. To be fair, the font enhanced it, but still… #dyslexia.

Tell me this does not say ‘Health Azz’. Azz as in ‘Back that Azz Up’.

I’m like a reverse Princess and the Pea. I need the mattresses piled *on* me.

Fixed a spontaneous undersink plumbing leak by applying principles I learned joining Teflon tubing at work. Now I feel badass. #plumbing #apartmentrepair #fixityourself.

I oscillate between feeling like I live in Rollercoaster Tycoon or on the set of Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet and oddly this all suits me far better than I’d care to admit.

I think the funniest part for me was even if one is unfamiliar with the NATO phonetic alphabet, the most obvious ‘D’ word in the airport is clearly something else. It’s printed all over.

“That’s ‘D’, ‘D’ as in demon.” I swear to god that’s what someone was saying over the PA in the ATL airport.

Are there established genderless terms for referring to threaded fittings when protocol writing?.

RT @PleaseBeGneiss: 8 glasses of water isn’t enough for me. my tolerance is way too high. i just drank a gallon and i’m not even feeling it….

The main reason I would not have told anyone the song is pleasing to me is because it reeks of forced high school pep.

I recently learned that ‘Who Let the Dogs Out’ by Baha Men is a feminist anthem comeback to catcalling. Thank you Jim & Greg @soundopinions. I don’t believe in guilty pleasures as I feel no guilt for listening to music I enjoy but would not have previously promoted the song.

Between tight pants and white pants I sure saw a lot of underpants at the airport.