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@nerissalynette
La Mamba Negra
5 years
Today was my 27th birthday and I got to spend it with my favorite people. They showed me so much love. All dressed up in Kobe/Laker gear for me. Some people sadly don’t make it to 27 so I’m so grateful to be here for this. Stay blessed my friends. 💛🐍💜 #MambaForever @kobebryant
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
My dad got me 4 tickets to the Austin FC vs LA Galaxy game for my birthday and in parenthesis wrote “(please invite me).” 😂 This wasn’t a birthday gift for me AT ALL. This was just an excuse for him to go to a game.
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
Out of all the gifts I received today the one I’m most excited about is the 2K24 ‘Black Mamba’ edition that comes in on Friday. It doesn’t matter how old I get I’m still the same tomboy at heart that I’ve been my whole life. 💛🎮💜
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
Lmao I didn’t even know we took these pics 🤣 how far into that Sunday were we?! There was no follow thru on that shot 💀🏀 @CamilleBWright
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Cam Mysterio
2 years
It’s @nerissalynette day! 🥹💜💛✨
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
Also LOL at us being in our 30s but still trying to get our timelines together so we are all pregnant at the same time. 🤰🏾🤰🏽🤰🏻
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
The nostalgia today when Riah saw our cars in my parents driveway and busted into my parents house like we were in high school again. The only difference was she brought her daughters and Kiara had her daughter with her. 🥹 They really just out here being moms, time really flies.
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
On the beach, in Puerto Rico, about 6 rums deep on the sand bar drinking to Karol G’s album on the speakers, con mi gente. This is paradise. 🌴🫶🏼❤️‍🔥🥥
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
The chokehold that guava cheese cake anything has had on me the past 24 hours I’ve been in Puerto Rico is insane. I’ve always loved guava but the cheesecake blend is unreal.
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
Karol G, la bichota dropping an album right before my trip. She knows what she’s doing. 😏❤️‍🔥✨
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
Adulting is narrowing down the amount of Fantasy Football leagues you participate in.
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
I’m really just going to wing it on this trip to Puerto Rico. I’m a Virgo, so I’m such a planner. I have an itinerary starting from the second I wake up. But I’m turning 30 and want to just let life lead me more and I’m starting with this birthday trip.
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
A taco on flour tortilla?! YUCK!
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
My toxic trait is thinking everyone is a Laker, Dodger and Raider fan.
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
My parents just celebrated their 35th wedding anniversary this weekend. My mom is a hoot! Bless my father, I know it has not been easy. 😂 Crazy Wife 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾 Calm Husband
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2 years
Barbie x 2001: A Space Odyssey
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
One thing about me is if there’s going to be a jacuzzi at the Airbnb, I’m going to bring a deck of waterproof playing cards. My crowd knows that and loves me for it.
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@KalhanR
Kalhan
2 years
to call someone “not a girl’s girl” during the summer of barbie is such a fatal blow
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
I really wish I was watching a lot more of these Women’s World Cup matches but these games coming on at 2 am is unrealistic for me to wake up and watch on a work night.
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
Just going to manifest Benito and Rosalía as it should have always been since La Noche de Anoche, after her healing era.
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
I’m so glad I watched Barbenheimer because the memes for both films are hilarious. I will look back at this time in pop culture and remember it forever. 🥹🫶🏼
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La Mamba Negra
2 years
Barbie was fire. Do not know how Mattel signed off on it. 🔥😂
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