Smoked haddock and broad bean risotto with a poached egg

Imagine waking up one morning, thinking my life is crap and that migrants are solely culpable.

Sweet Saviour, bless us ere we go;.Thy Word into our minds instill,.And make our lukewarm hearts to glow.With lowly love and fervent will. Through life’s long day and death’s dark night,.O gentle Jesus, be our Light. #organbeltingout.

England have two days to score fewer than four hundred runs. Will they still try and bludgeon six an over or accumulate steadily in a more conventional fashion. I'm going for 150 all out in 30 overs.

Simply amazing how many people who are still screaming about VAT on public schools, were all silent about child poverty and the huge uptake in food banks. All, of course, amplified by mainstream media.

Jerk and honey salmon and prawns with Jersey Royal potatoes and a crunchy slaw. Dead nice if spicy.

Couldn't the purchases of all professional football clubs contain a condition that, if an owner was subsequently willing to let that club go out of existence, the FA could seize control of the club to allow suitable interested parties to take over?.

All our populist politicians do is to threaten to stop, break , remove or restore things. To try and take us back. But going back can never resolve the future landscape. We have to be brave, confident, inclusive, compassionate and sensible. We need to be bold and aspirational 2/.

We are fast becoming a nation of pathetic nostalgists, craving an imaginary world that never actually existed, targeting minority groups who threaten that false Utopian vision and absolutely terrified of change and addressing the challenges of the future 1/2.

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The fundamental problem with Farage & Reform is that they want to break and get rid of lots of things, but have very little idea of what they'd replace it with. It's not serious politics. It's a gutter level of student politics aimed at the hard of thinking & bitter nostalgists.

Interesting we won an international football tournament and domestic violence rates didn't soar.

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There were no Ford Cortinas. No Woolworths pick & mix. No exhaust emissions. No pub fights. Our cities are massively different for sure. But that doesn't mean worse. Yesterday was a vivid, beautiful example. You can celebrate diversity or spend your lives racked by hatred. 2/2.

Stumbled unknowingly on the Manchester Family Day yesterday. Anthony amazing multicultural event with colours, music, energy and vibrancy. So many smiling faces of all generations. Culminated in a Ukrainian choir singing God save the King and a risque firefighter on a bike.

Praise we our God with joy.and gladness never ending;.angels and saints with us.their grateful voices blending. He is our Father dear,.o’er filled with parent’s love;.mercies unsought, unknown,.He showers from above. #organbeltingout.

The best things about lampooning the tweets of sad little racists is that we all have great fun and they simply don't understand it.

It certainly appears that Reform UK is trying to orchestrate disorder on our streets #farageriots2025.

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I asked them “Who let the dogs out?". None of them responded with "Oo oo oo oo". I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.