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Neeti Palta

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comedian, screenwriter, fauji brat, doggy slave, Waiting for a God vs Murphy, unless...wait...oh crap For queries contact: [email protected]

New Delhi, India
Joined April 2010
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Neeti Palta
2 months
New video out! This one is super close to my heart. Watch and enjoy!.
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Neeti Palta
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It’s easier to give us a list of topics we can joke about because it’ll be much shorter.
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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Neeti Palta
5 days
“So my mom…”.How dare you joke about people who raised you?.“So my doctor…”.How dare you make fun of a noble profession?.“Ek bar haathi aur cheenti…”.How dare you body shame?.
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@neetipalta
Neeti Palta
20 days
RT @readswithravi: “Thinking is difficult, that’s why most people judge.” . ― Carl Jung.
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Neeti Palta
20 days
Oh. Forgot. Expressing your opinion is also a crime these days.
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Neeti Palta
20 days
Disappointment. Get used to it. It’s the new currency. From your politicians. From your judiciary. From people you expect better from. What a horrible, heartless, un-thought through, knee jerk decision. #straydogs.
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Neeti Palta
20 days
I feel we’re at that point in the movie where the villain has won all the rounds and now it’s finally the time for the climax where good wins. Does that happen in life? Please tell me it does.
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Neeti Palta
20 days
Do you ever get the feeling you’re amongst the only sane ones left?.
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CPAC
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Zohran Mamdani: He votes for activists, not you
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Neeti Palta
25 days
Hor das kinniya tarriffan chaydi ae teinnu?. #TrumpTariffs.
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Neeti Palta
1 month
Astronomer exemplifies how a good leadership shies away from the spotlight when it is a team effort. #Astronomer #AstronomerCEO #Coldplay.
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Neeti Palta
2 months
🫡❤️.
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Manu Sharma
2 months
This video has gone viral and nobody knows who is this man . well it’s me and happy that people understood the positive message behind it . Jai hind ❤️.
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Neeti Palta
2 months
The Captain takes the final catch and Akash Deep scalps his 10th 🔥Poetic. Thank you for keeping test cricket immensely watchable 🙏🏼.
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Neeti Palta
2 months
Is this field setting called The DTC bus?
Tweet media one
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Neeti Palta
2 months
Watching the IndvsEng test match right after seeing Kesari 2 is a whole different vibe.
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Neeti Palta
3 months
People don’t take global warming seriously.People don’t take pollution seriously .People don’t take criminal negligence seriously.People don’t take political thuggery seriously.People don’t take traffic signals seriously.What people do take seriously are jokes.
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@neetipalta
Neeti Palta
3 months
RT @Griezmenace: 🚨 URGENT BLOOD DONATION APPEAL – AHMEDABAD PLANE CRASH 🚨. A tragic plane crash near Civil Hospital, Ahmedabad has resulted….
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Neeti Palta
3 months
As if the murder isn’t sickening enough, the media plumbs to new depths of depravity juicing tragedy for TRPs. Let’s make the victim and accused’s mothers face off. What tomorrow? Let the fathers have an arm-wrestling match? Let’s remarry the accused to the corpse?.
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Neeti Palta
3 months
If tofu was tastier, less chickens would have to die.
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Neeti Palta
3 months
There is a dire need for politicians to be given sensitivity training. How can they be this disconnected?.
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