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Jeannine Schafer

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Creative Director at @Meta. Making it up as I go along since forever. Hello.

Round Rock, TX
Joined July 2007
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Jeannine Schafer
3 years
Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeen weirdos!
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3 years
Guidance counselor got a student preganante. A girl shot herself in the gym showers. We had a serial rapist that everyone ignored. A kid shaved off his pubes and sent them to a girl. Run of the mill HS stuff. 😑
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Jeannine Schafer
3 years
Hey, so, I want to make myself a website which I haven’t done since like 2006. What are all the cool kids using these days? Would so appreciate any advice. Here’s a pic of a cool moth on a tiny cacti as a token of my gratitude.
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Jeannine Schafer
3 years
Idk if this is real or not but I would have reacted very similarly to these bros.
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Jeannine Schafer
3 years
Me trying to make financial gains in life.
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3 years
An observation 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Jeannine Schafer
3 years
I danced so fucking hard at the @Lizzo show last night that I have felt hungover ALL DAY. Shook my ass too hard and found out exactly how old I am. Too old to go hard on a Tuesday night. That’s how old.
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Jeannine Schafer
3 years
One of my neighbors is learning to play the bagpipes.
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Jeannine Schafer
3 years
Ladies and gentlemen, our guard dog.
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Jeannine Schafer
3 years
Please tell me I’m not the only one whose dog needs a white sound machine to keep her from grumbling in her sleep.
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Jeannine Schafer
3 years
That was fun. #skobuffs
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Jeannine Schafer
3 years
Ok full story: I had an Airbnb booked and didn’t read the full details (I’m bad at this) and one of the details was that if you are over a certain weight and height that you shouldn’t use the stairs. I was supposed to stay there tonight and bailed. I’ll lose that money. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Jeannine Schafer
3 years
I just had to cancel my Airbnb reservation because they have a weight limit 🤣
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Jeannine Schafer
3 years
Anyone else’s dog act like she’s peeing so she can take a break on walks?
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Jeannine Schafer
3 years
Fwiw I watched it because I saw the money and thought it was a parody but alas it is not.
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Jeannine Schafer
3 years
Find me a case where someone actually hid under a car and cut someones achilles.
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