Told my boss I had to leave early and skip a meeting for an appt today but kept it vague, and while I was showing him my screen Outlook goes “HAIRCUT - 15 mins”
The mustache is enjoying one of its periodic renaissances.
“It’s very masculine, but it’s also very flamboyant and quietly sort of queer-coded,” one man from Brooklyn said. “The entire gender spectrum is obsessed with my mustache, as am I.”
As I reminded my Yiayia when I came out to her: the Greeks invented sex, but the Italians added women. Have you seen Ancient Greek pottery?
C’mon, motherland👏🏼🏳️🌈🇬🇷
This daddy at the gym just sat at the bench next to me and we locked eyes for a sec and then my phone, face up on the ground next to me, lit up to this and that was the end of that
11 years ago today I gave our high school valedictorian speech. I overcompensated so hard for something I thought was innately flawed with me. If that little closet case could see me now.
#HappyPride
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Not once in my 7 years in New York has a subway eye flirt ever gone beyond that. But twice in the last week, a hot man has come sat next to me, made small talk, and we’ve exchanged info. All this sudden I love the MTA
Not to brag but my hot dentist told me I have beautiful teeth and a gorgeous smile today and then he asked me to come back in six weeks ;) watch this space
Alternative Headline: “Privileged white boys who aren’t being oppressed, therefore have nothing to protest, were feeling left out of the walk-outs and decided to take a stand for a right they already have.”
Students at schools across the nation plan to walk out of their classrooms Wednesday for
#StandfortheSecond
to show their support for the Second Amendment.
Y'all tonight I went to a piano bar and this song had FRESNO in it and the pianist stopped to shout out that he was from Fresno and I literally screamed "ME TOO GIRL" and we stopped the whole show to bond tbh
Hello sharks. I’m seeking $600 to pay off the 7 espresso martinis I had yesterday and the subsequent purchases that followed in exchange for a gentle forehead kiss
If you’re disregarding social distancing rules and hanging out with all your friends mayyyybe don’t post about it on social?? I’ve lost a relative to COVID and have some friends (in their 20s) who have it so you’re not immune & it’s not cute to rebel rn! Just a lil PSA thx!!