nathan foad
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when flight attendants do the little choreographed safety demonstration you should be able to tip them like drag queens
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my mum booked a psychic for her friend adele's 49th birthday party & during my reading she asked me if i was a costume designer & i said "no" so she left a huge pause & said "...have you ever WORN a costume before?" & i said "yes" & she said "well there you go then"
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thrilled to be voicing the audiobook for jk rowling’s crossdresser crime novel! here’s a lil sneak peek :)
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imagine if everyone was tweeting that robbers were bad and i jumped into their replies, furiously arguing that i’m not a robber. i reckon you’d be like “hmm that guy seems like a robber.”
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a group of cool queer teens were staring at me yesterday. i assumed they were fans so i smiled at them in a gracious “you can say hi!!🤭” kind of way. turns out a bird had shit down my entire back.
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ok you’re literally all better at drawing than i am at acting and quite frankly that’s fucked up
a sweet little lucius drawing ✨
our flag means death 🏴☠️
#ourflagmeansdeathfanart
#RenewOurFlagMeansDeath
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shoutout to the
#ourflagmeansdeath
fanart girlies who aren’t afraid to draw me looking absolutely snatched. never let anyone change you ♥️
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hey team. not enough shirtless holiday pics of your dads this father’s day. do better next year x
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just closed the taxi door too hard and the driver asked if i was a “sports guy”
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the liminal space between me offering a hug and a straight man going for a handshake? that suspended nanosecond of uncertainty?? that is where hell exists.
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🚨🚨🚨ME & THIS SILLY BITCH ARE GOING LIVE ON INSTA IN ONE HOUR🚨🚨🚨
we’ll answer some qs, we’ll be incredibly cruel to one another, but most importantly we’ll talk about the harrowing state of kristian’s trailer
#OurFlagMeansDeath
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Anyone care to have their shit fucked up? Because this is happening. 🏴☠️💔🦄
#OurFlagMeansDeath
#justiceforluciusrip
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v jarring when children are american. that’s for grown ups, sweetie.
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when someone calls a wine “drinkable” it’s like yeah babe i should absolutely hope so
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when actors are also personal trainers it's like no sorry it's one annoying job per person i'm afraid
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if you’re an adult who can do a cartwheel i implore you to grow up
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sometimes i feel like an underappreciated genius but then i'll have a hyperrealistic dream where i just eat an apple in real time and i'm like ok nvm
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come ON!!!!!!!!!
"I think I'm just so-so, but I've decided to carry myself like I'm cute."
everyone give it up for our gay icon Lucius 🙌🙌🙌
(who definitely knows how to swim)
@nathan_foad
#RenewOurFlagMeansDeath
#OurFlagMeansDeath
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enjoy, ya perverts
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i stagger through the streets of london carrying a knife and fork, a napkin tucked into my shirt. i scream into people's open windows "IT'S SO HOT YOU COULD FRY AN EGG ON THIS PAVEMENT!!!"
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the little flick of the wrists to point out the nearest emergency exit??? high camp.
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“fruit for breakfast?” “fish for dinner??” honey how bout i kill your family
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every viral cooking video has thousands of furious comments like “OK BUT DID YOU WASH THE CELERY?!!!” and it’s like honey unless a dirty celery stalk killed your husband you need to shut the fuck up
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in the back of an uber gently harmonising with the radio to let the driver know that i once claimed my celebrity crush was idina menzel
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i’ve been a huge bitch ever since my osteopath told me i had a flexible back in 2019
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all i’ve ever wanted to be is a very famous but horribly exploited child actor surrounded by adults who don’t have my best interests at heart :(
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i don't really use twitter anymore. i'm in a more enlightened place now. (masturbating to your brother's instagram stories).
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thank you
@outmagazine
for including me in this year's out100!!! finally being gay feels worth it 🤎✨🍾
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having accountants is cool because i voluntarily pay them money to make my life easier and yet every single time they contact me i want to deglove my face & neck with a pumice stone
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first day as a buddhist monk. everyone’s already furious w me :(
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donate to mermaids!! protect trans lives!! stop telling me i look like a wallace & gromit character!!🌟
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@CapitalWLD
i wonder if there will ever be a BTS photo of me looking anything other than absolutely disgusted
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a twitter glitch is making it appear to some people that i like my own tweets. i want to make it very clear that i would never do something so pathetic unless there was a way of no one knowing <3
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dean sat in his back bedroom, fists clenched, absolutely spitting with white hot fury over his union jack mousepad because no one will call his pot noodle a slag
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thanks for coming huns!!! the whole live is available to watch on my insta. maybe i'll do more of them?! i love to be publicly rude to my co-workers :)
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chicago!!! surprise bitch!!!
@cononeilluk
and i will be at
@c2e2
on august 6th & 7th. come say hi, take a pic (if i look skinny) and listen to us chat shit on the mainstage!
also i’ve never been to chicago please tell me where to drink :)
It’s a pirate’s life for C2E2 🏴☠️ Our Flag Means Death castmates Con O’Neill (Izzy) & Nathan Foad (Lucius) set sail for Chicago Aug 6 & 7. Join these swashbucklers for a panel at the Main Stage on Sun, Aug 7, included with your ticket:
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no offence but people who can hold conversations as they jog together are horrifying freaks who should be forced into the circus :)
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i personally think it's v cool when people are not forcibly imprisoned inside their own bodies. if you have the means pls visit . they will split your donation across 80 different abortion funds throughout the US 💛💚💜
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killing a house plant is absolutely humiliating. plants can survive in nuclear wastelands and on the sides of motorways, but i'm an actual human who can operate a computer and make a pasta bake and speak conversational german and still it's "brown leaves"?!?! fuming.
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me being very grounded and down to earth in the wake of this tweet's success
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i've been working tirelessly on my newest character 'whole roast chicken who does dark asmr roleplays' if this doesn't go viral i'm deleting my account
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i think i would find the british royal family more relatable if some of them had unsightly hyperextended knees or weeping facial eczema
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woman who shortens the word "balcony" to "cony" for some reason?? idk
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I tend to find people who did A Level Spanish are very "I did A Level Spanish", d'you know what I mean?
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relatable viral sketch idea: a friend is sobbing their heart out as they describe an unthinkably traumatic experience but i keep wagging my finger and saying "ah ah ah! en français, s’il vous plaît."
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TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS, BITCH!!!!
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seattle girlies!!! i’m gonna be wigglin & gigglin all over
@emeraldcitycon
with my sworn enemies
@KristianNairn
&
@cononeilluk
aug 20th-21st. come smell us!!!
"It's Time, Edward. Send the pirates to ECCC” 🏴☠️⚓ Huzzah! Join us mateys in welcoming Our Flag Means Death castmates Con O’Neill (Izzy), Nathan Foad (Lucius), and Kristian Nairn (Wee John Feeney) to ECCC on Aug 20-21. Meet them in Photo Ops & Autographs:
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when someone’s like “blueberries are my favourite snack” it’s like ok we get it princess you’ve never been fingered in public
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someone texted me this morning ‘oh my god did you see the oscars?!’ and honestly my first thought was “did i…win one?!”
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so the other day i went to a restaurant - all very safe, before anyone asks!! table service only!!!plenty of hand san!!!! i wore a suit of medieval armour!!!!!! the waiters lobbed our food at us from a distance!!!!!!!! I FLOATED ABOVE THE EARTH LIKE A GAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hey guys just a reminder that i invented saying “well that’s my exercise done for the year!” after climbing a big flight of stairs. if you’ve ever said that without crediting me then that’s queer erasure and also violence. love you.
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just found out that there are millions of people who suffer from a horrifying psychosis that causes them to feel genuine loyalty towards the royal family :( devastating x thoughts and prayers xxx
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@mparkinb
@mattmaher1005
@TheShipitShow
finally someone accurately captures the sheer size of my mouth
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my boyfriend just turned to me and said, apropos of nothing, “y’know i don’t think i’ve vomited this year” so yah i guess you could say we’re choosing positivity in this house :)
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