Natasha Leggero
@natashaleggero
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The Honeymoon Stand up Special on Netflix. Book: The World Deserves MY Children out now! The Endless Honeymoon Podcast on YouTube
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On New Years Eve I made what I thought was a harmless joke
http://t.co/0XEW6ykyi1
Here is my response:...
http://t.co/6S4rZeGru8
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By popular demand here is a vid of me dancing to "Shots" with children at City Walk at midnight
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I had to leave my hometown because no one there knew how to fuck.
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The Sarah McLaughlin song where the animals are dying?
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I'm no longer performing in states where abortion isn't legal.
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I can't tell if I should have a baby or do ayahuasca.
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Snap chat is great for watching videos of my friends do things that I wouldn't want to see them do in a picture or in person.
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I don't want to live in a world where this is acceptable footwear.
http://t.co/bQ4EsgAfHi
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I am on the
@FallonTonight
with
@IJasonAlexander
and Larry David and other people not on twitter.
http://t.co/quL0O9cMNH
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My autocorrect makes it seem like I didn't go to college.
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Is the amount of press The Gilmore Girls is getting making anyone else uneasy?
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I'm on the
@colbertlateshow
tonight talking about
@anotherperiod
and getting abducted by a con artist.
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Did ya'll know you have to wait 72 hours to get an abortion in Oklahoma and 0 hours to buy a gun?
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Because I can't post a pic of a new hat without men asking what my pussy tastes like.
#YesAllWomen
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I hate you Trump for making my husband look at his phone all day.
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I bet JLo is worried she will be typecast as a literature professor.
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A Trump supporter just told me "your dog sucks" debating if I mute him or send this.
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My dad just asked the Uber driver if he had a real job.
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How about no more Instagrams of your food or your private plane.
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So twitter is for people who think they're comedians and Instagram for people who think they're photographers?
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There's never been a heroin addict who had bad taste in music.
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Just got a rape whistle to blow when I'm bored of conversations.
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Tonight on
@ComedyCentral
watch the premier of
#AnotherPeriod
at 10:30/ 9:30 c.
http://t.co/2BH6HpEizS
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So does he have them piss in his mouth or on his leg how does it work?
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Benedict Cumberbatch is the Englebert Humperdinck of our generation
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What's more humiliating shitting your pants or lining up for a Southwest Airlines flight?
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I tell
@marcmaron
about the time I was abducted by an Australian con artist on today's
@WTFpod
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Are all YouTube commenters training to be rapists?
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My main requirement for a restaurant is that they aren't playing that Adele song.
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Why does every male comic's impression of a woman have a lisp?
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#firstsevenjobs
Paper route
Mowed lawns
Grocery store
Cocktail waitress
Answered phone in brothel
Chelsea Lately panelist
Cultural icon
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50% of the people walking on Hollywood Boulevard are crying.
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I would rather eat gas station cuisine than a vegan grilled cheese.
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Guys who play air guitar must get a lot of air pussy.
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Can't tell what causes me more stress, remembering my apple ID or growing up without a father.
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I would have to be on a briefcase full of drugs to enjoy a techno song.
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I get the same feeling from sports as I get from Rite Aid lighting.
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I defy you to find a worse social environment than the hookah lounge.
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If you have a celebrity you've never met as your main pic something is wrong w u.
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I love how much my dogs think they'll like Indian food.
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At a wine tasting in Michigan guy told me "This one goes really great with pizza".
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Does anyone know how many times the forensic scientist in the Jon Benet doc said the word "panties" while reminiscing about her dead body?
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How many girls does James Franco fuck per selfie?
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My goal in life is to be successful enough to not need a twitter account.
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No big deal I just predicted Trump being president 5 years ago
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I would rather vote for a female criminal than a male criminal.
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How are all those Thanksgiving tinder dates working out?
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Would you rather be a 'vine star' or get tuberculosis?
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There comes a time in everyone's life where you just have to unfollow Madonna on Instagram.
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