As the Greek philosopher Testicles once remarked "This is bollocks."

Musk’s a cunt and I’m knowyethis at blue sky if anyone wants me.

Your body my choice say men who have so little hope of getting consensual sex they have to resort to inflatable sheep.

Day 47 of fireworks and I’m considering returning fire .

Your gentle reminder that not one shred of evidence exists to support any notion that any of this is remotely serious or that in the grand scheme of things you matter one iota. In 100 years you will all be dead. We may as well have a good time then. Someone pour me a drink.

Wonderful to see Dame Nellie the Effluent awarded at last for services to water company profits.

Gary Barlow calls by to inspect his son’s new build.

Twitter is just all the conversations in the pub. For You and Following are the tap room and main bar.

Well that’s pretty good going. I told the MAGAs to fuck off and they did but I only had 7. I must be a Trump hostile environment .

Barlow shares rare family photo

“If” 🙄

Gary Barlow standing next to his son eating a croissant.

If you voted for Trump just fuck off out of my sight, really. We have no common ground.

I guess I’m moving to China then.

America is now the enemy.

Community note: The photograph depicts Gary Barlow is cutting his son’s umbilical cord while properly attired for such an occasion following advice from @dieworkwear .

The BALL the ball the ball 🥎 💕

We protected 200,000 Ukrainians in the space of 2 years. 30,000 people is a speck. It's emminently manageable if we didn't leave it to the chaos of the smugglers but set up visa facilities like we did for Ukraine. Not doing that keeps Simon and his clicker-counter busy though🤷‍♀️

Another Madness reunion at Finsbury Park?

Is this per country? 32 doesn’t seem enough. And far, far too many per person.

Wordle 1,218 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 They can’t even fucken spell it lol.