Delight... Reading the word "kill" un-censored has brought me a moment of delight in this dark world of algorithmic self-censorship slop!

BUT MY HEART—IT DON'T BEAT IT DON'T BEAT THE WAY IT USED TO! AND MY EYES—THEY DON'T SEE YOU NO MMOOOOOORRRREEEEE!!

Sack of ¥100 Coins for a Vending Machine

98% of all @McDonalds could roll this out tomorrow without any new SKU’s or products. We have ice cream and an espresso machine. No brainer. Would you buy it?

Those Rotten Japanese put Ice in my Ice Cream Coffee. It doesn't need Ice. That's what the Ice Cream is for.

Hitler weeps for this disparity in treats available to Foreign vs Domestic Goyim

They do have their own set of ritualistic tax stamps, indecipherable to the White Layman

Visiting Japan is making me start to believe in antisemitism. Haven't seen a single Ⓤ or Ⓚ jew stamp on any of the food here. Even the bag of nuts I brought from the USA has a Ⓤ on it. There's not one Eruv in this whole country.

This thing just FUCKING EXISTS in McDonalds Japan!!! Even in America, I might have to know a foreign language to stupidly klutz my way through to the Hispanic staff to get a Medium amount of Coffee in a Large Cup, and then dump a Vanilla cone in. And, this is only ¥380 / $2.50 !!

Ah. There really are shrines everywhere.

I also do not understand the lack of concern over public toilet paper, compared to the scamdemic of panicked breathophobia After you wash your hands, paper is dispensed by a robot. But when you wipe your ass, that paper could have been touched by anybody, and their ass-wiping

I have now seen "sneezing into the open hand" from both my parents, from a self-professed germaphobe friend, and from a japanese stranger. What the fuck? Is everyone else even more of a benevolent Herd Immunity Maximizer than I am? I pick my nose, of course, but still.....

Watching SpaceX Starship, I was thinking that rocket plumes are basically Temporary Infrastructure, like an Ethereal Forklift Likewise, a plane wing creates negative pressure that lifts the plane, and created fog (??) that is thick enough to cast a shadow Ethereal Forklift

Didn't even refill my water once..... No Tip!!

Because I'm a stupid ape gaijin, Staff-san didn't give me cutlery, leaving me to eat my side-salad with a Spoon until I yobidashita'd them. Then they let me sit at a dirty table for a few minutes!! So I called them again to order more food, and they got the hint. Clean it up!!

よめない、こわい、しらない

Ok Wow I do not feel bad at all for failing to support Hololive Myth by not buying the Takanashi Kiara Nendoroid

SO CLOSE, but no Amelia. I should have come to Akihabara a long time ago...

I don't care if they ROB me or THROW ME ON THE TRAIN TRACKS. I am NOT paying one DIME to uber in JAPAN!!

I wanted to pay 5¥ for a bag I accidentally bullied them into giving me for free, and I had to show the Happy Jappie my Passport, my Bloodwork, AND my Horoscope so they could be totally sure I wasn't trying to ILLEGALLY donate 5¥ to the store

Do NOT say いいです if you mean おねがいします