Naoki Hiroshima
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Power Mac G5 benches at my son’s high school. They don’t probably see how fascinating this is.
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Wrong.
1. it's エヴァンゲリオン. (while we never pronounce it correctly, we always write it correctly)
2. it's 2nd (or 3rd) best "GUNDAM" (because the 1st GUNDAM is the best GUNDAM)
3. EVANGELION is not goddamn GUNDAM! (just kidding, it is "GUNDAM")
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I'm sure Twitter will eventually forbid the mute feature and I'd see them.
http://t.co/qXs7slyg
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母: みそ汁に入ってるのは、実。
娘: え、具じゃないの？
父: はぁ？何いってんの、具だよ。バカなの？死ぬの？
広辞苑: 「野菜・豆腐などを実として...」
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The son introducing his girlfriend...
Son: BTW, she understands Japanese.
Dad: NANI!? What language should we use to say something bad about her???
Son: You don't.
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12じかんご、39℃ の ねつと ひどい ずつう。
24じかんご、38℃ に さがって ずつうも マイルドに。
36じかんご、もとどおり。けんこうに かんしゃ。
Moderna/Pfizer の ひとは、2nd shot の つぎの ひは ねんの ために あけときましょう。。
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I just talked with two software engineers today, who didn't know Internet Explorer. "Never heard of it. What is it?" They were born after Windows 95.
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This is a happy ending not only for me but also for sane employees and loyal users of Twitter's. Congrats to those, too.
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おとが わるすぎて つらい ひとは を きいて、ぼくを ゆるそう♪
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I’m enjoying removing some old code because they didn’t spark joy. You can, too.
#konmarimethod
#rebuildfm
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A reason why the Japanese never trust non Japanese.
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#rebuildfm
という はなしを いつもの ように てきとうな ゴシップと して、ある こと ない こと、かってに ふくらまして 2じかん はなそうと、2がつ くらい から おもってた けど、じかんは くれないし
@omo2009
さんが イイハナシと して しょうかい しちゃったし、って ことで はきだしとく。
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だいぶ まえに
#rebuildfm
で はなした、フィンランド ガール、さっき、きょうとの だいがくに ごうかく、と。いなかの ていがくれき コンテクストを しらないと あれ だけど、これは かなり かんどうてき。なに いってるか わからない ふこころえな ひとは から きくべし。
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#rebuildfm
Swift for TensorFlow の はなし、きょねん
@clattner_llvm
が pitch した とき、むかしの じょうし、Swift の うみの おや、だからと じどうてきに うけいれられた わけ では なくて、じつは ものすごい はんぱつが あって、これは さすがに とおらんか、という くうき だった。
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That new iPhone SE is no longer iPhone 5 based, which is the best of all time iPhone, is bummer. And if it's 8 based not 5, it should've been named iPhone BE (8E), instead of SE (5E), no?
#iphonese2020
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Ketchup chips taste just like ketchup. What a dumb idea. Canada needs national healthcare system because of such unhealthy snacks.
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ぎゃくに、こんな へたな えいごは わからないって ひとは、さらに べんきょうして ガイジンの えいごを わかってあげられるように なろう☆
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しがけんの とちを そうぞく してた らしい。てんぷの かけいずの さいしょの ひとの せいねんがっぴは 安政元年。まじか。ちなみに ほうき するのに 署名証明書が いる らしいが、それを つくるのに にほんの パスポートが いる らしい。もってないし。
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ですますちょうで しゃべった だけで ほめられる、って すごい キャラ だね。ほんとうは、めうえの ひとを むじょうけんに たてる、でんとうを おもんじる むかし ながらの シャイな にほんじん なのに。
#rebuildfm
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ばんごはん たべながら、そういえば swift-evolution と kindle と ��んおうせんの はなしを したかったな、と おもいだした。あと 1じかん あったら。
#rebuildfm
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The girl came home with a lot of candies and a raccoon doll.
"That's not a candy. Where did you get that?"
"Don't know. We just went there and got this. Mayor or Meyer?"
"Who?"
"Don't know. They said ex-Yahoo or something?"
"Marissa?"
"Ah, yes! How do you know that, Dad?"
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People don't see it until it actually happens to them… Since it's been happening to us for long, nothing's changed to us at all.
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I don't know how and why my kids installed iOS 12 beta, but somehow they voluntarily did. Now, I'm happily testing "Screen Time" as a parent, and they are like "oh shit..." Nice.
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I'd predict those trying app dot net would be back or won't even leave twitter, like those with Pownce, Identica, Jaiku, etc. We'll see…
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The driver: You can't trust media. All fake news. Zelenskyy isn't a hero. He's the most corrupt president ever. He should surrender right away.
Me: You should probably never talk while driving for a better rating if that'd matter to you.
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@TimHaines
sounds like their latest change really and finally pissed you off. sorry but join the club :p
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Americans should be banned.
I don't think anything I've seen so perfectly captures why there's no way the US is going to be getting on top of COVID-19 pandemic anytime soon.
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モンタナ: -39.4 ℃
テキサス: 37.2 ℃
やばくね？
Just an absurd 138-degree Fahrenheit temperature contrast in the Lower 48 today between Montana and Texas.
Falcon Lake, Texas hit 99°F today and if this temperature is verified it will be the hottest January temperature in US history.
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"This Apple ID has been locked for security reasons." again. How many times should I change it? Thousands of times?
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@babakalack
@AnandWrites
Agreed. He didn't have to preach. When I found him in the video, I laughed and was like "poor Anand!" and hoped he accepted even someone like him could be used to push their narratives. I understand he felt the urge to push back but it could be more like "Whoops! Unfair!!"
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リトアニアの おかし。すぎはらちうねの ちょうなんが めいじせいかの やくいんで、こどもの ころに よく たべた この おかしを おもいだして「きのこの やま」を かいはつ した のは あまり しられていない。うそ。
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I define three levels of civilizations; Type I: it doesn't have Emacs. Type II: it has Emacs. Type III: it is Emacs.
#rebuildfm
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@HigeponJa
OMG. I'm sure what didn't kill you must've made you stronger. Take a good rest as much. We're looking forward to hearing your story at the podcast!
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My wife is cutting our son's hair.
"Son, I can do that for less.”
“It's free.”
“I mean, I’ll charge less than free. How about -$20?”
“No, thanks.”
“-$100?”
“Nope.”
“Do you really understand you can make money just by letting me do that?”
“Yes. And hell no.”
What's wrong w/ him?
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At a local coffee shop, the guy before me was wearing his N95 mask but took it off going into the shop, and put it on again coming out, as if the outside air is polluted and it's safer inside the building. Why are people so dumb? 😔
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Picking up stuff at an Apple Store, they tested my temperature and let me wait inside the store. Why? Wasn't I allowed to pick it up if I had a fever? They just should've had me wait outside and handed it to me at the door, right?
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So, why do we write $100 rather than 100$ whereas we write 100% rather than %100? 🤔
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The new Magic Keyboard for iPad Pro is really awesome; way better than my shitty 2018 MacBook Pro's keyboard.
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