"so there i was, under the 41st street bridge, romanticizing my solitude after a lonely goon-sesh in my fifth-floor studio apartment. my soul felt empty, my body felt numb... and to top it off, i'd neglected to recharge my disposable cotton candy flavored geek bar. seemed like

after 4 months of grueling performance work, touring season has finally come to a close for these fat-assed sheepnars... their hard work finally complete, these sheepnars may now begin the long trek from the hustle and bustle of urban china, back to their homelands, deep in the

can't come up with a caption for this one, sorry. i think it's best if you see this for yourself.

the walls of this evil-ass prison cell may be coated in a synthetic polymer that nullifies the power of your van der waal forces, but i'll never give up on you, grabbulon! (from @person_of__p)

i have some good news for you all! after the accident last week at the large hadron collider, dognar has made a complete recovery! at first, the experts assumed that a packet of high-energy particulars, sustained directly to the dome, would have irreversable affects on dognar's

though this grung beetle's plight may at first seem filth-ridden and repugnant, one cannot admire its distinctly sisyphean nature: towards what end does the grung beetle advance? why for? for just as the grung beetle rolls xer turd ball, so to do we roll our own excremental

how delightful... my mexican jumping terriers have emerged from their egg sacs, and are ready to take on the world! hands off, they're not for sale! these feisty little munchkins are my ticket to first prize, at next year's westminster kennel club dog show! (from tt @

a funny little trick for all you mythlings out there... if you squint your ears a little, it sounds like these owlnars are saying "hawk tuah!" isn't that funny? don't you think that's—oh, hold up one sec, i'm getting a call. hello? ...hi, dad. ...no, no offers yet. still

green buge tweeted this

Seally Seal.... In Mere seconds the tank shall fill with water and there will be no wall for your Flippy flippers to grab Onto... Say good bye... as this is your fate.....

im noticing a peculiare pattern... around the world... the normally selfless and courteous toodybirds are becoming quite standoffish and rude towards innocent bystanders. at first, the answers seemed clear... false toodybird antics, smearing the good toodybird name once more!

what is pride? merriam webster defines it as, "pleasure that comes from some relationship, association, or possession that is seen as a source of honor." chatgpt, on the other hand, told us that "your account has been disabled for repeatedly attempting to incite sexually

there is no difference between movies and real life

this is the town of longyearbyen, norway. situated on spitsbergen island at a latitude of just over 78 degrees north, it is often called the northernmost town in the world. it is here that we can find the wise elder ducks, a creachers that has call this place hone for many eons.

TOODYBIRD IDENTIFICATION EXERCISE: #0053 (medium) question: is this a toodybird? explain why or why not in five sentences or less. hint: in addition to the usual toodybird adherence checks (posture, mood, general vibe) make sure to take note of this spetument's patterning and

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what do you see here... a delectable pepperoni pizza, slightly soggy and waterlogged yet nonetheless delicious? i'm terribly sorry, but not this time. look closer... see those wiggling little rhinophores at its front? prehaps this can clue you into what kind of sort of spetument