Currently ideating a reverse @OnlyFans of sorts where you have to pay me to STOP posting naked pictures.

Todd why do they have you looking like every antagonist from an early 2000’s Disney movie about extreme sports @btoddrichards

Switzerland: Helicopters used to evacuate nearly 300 tourists after cable car breaks down #REPUBLIC @republic

RT @The___Catfish: In this household we only recognize the one true “X.” #TwitterX

I love international women’s day in action sports because every brand is like “no- look! We have like two women on the team!”.

kings and queens of corbets is the best contest…if your criteria for what makes the best contest includes everyone falling and then also skiers.

Literally no one:. Forum:.NEON YELLOW.

$309 lift tickets in Arizona- you’ll never guess what’s in the hot chocolate. More at 11.

Not me judging the kind of people that would go to a Einstein bro’s…while in line ordering at Einstein bro’s.

I have this weird feeling that Ben Ferguson is making a movie.

Donna’s Cappin I’m finna buy burton.

BeReal BeAnnoying Betheidiotwhopoststheirbrealtotheirinstagramstory.

RT @TranslateThings: BREAKING: Donald Trump's personal library was destroyed in the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago. Both books are sadly beyond re….

Billy Joel:.“I’m gonna make a song called piano man”. Record exec: “we love it- will it feature mostly pian…”. *billy Joel wails into harmonica while exec tries to finish sentence.

LAUGH U IDIOTS.

Parentheses are insane - they’re all like, read this, but (quieter).

Forum brand idea: tell us you are actually making a snowboard.

Guys I think forum’s Instagram is broken - they’ve only been posting static for months.

Can’t be sure - but I’m PRETTY sure my Lyft driver is on meth. Tweeting in case I die in a car wreck where police notice the driver is missing and the catalytic converter is gone.