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everything’s a lie unless it’s not. Acting - Buchwald/Clear Talent Group Modeling - Bella Agency.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2023
holy shit i’m in the New York Times
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i’ve never spent this much money for furniture i get to say fancy things like “i acquired it”
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made an insanely expensive furniture purchase so now we can never get divorced
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indigo is the only spectral color straight men know
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just cheat on me you’re not getting this credenza
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made an insanely expensive furniture purchase so now we can never get divorced
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if Train Dreams had come out in the Obama years with that Nick Cave song it would have swept the oscars
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(near) perfect toast when pressing the bread on a cast iron. Edges went a little unbalanced because i shifted too soon but this is beautiful to me
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if i had more guilt i might be more sexually restrained or perhaps my sexuality would manifest with all sorts of interesting fetishes / instead i just play the classics over and over and love it unabashedly (to a fault, i’m certain)
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i wish i was religious, i wish my relationship with sex was laced with some sort of imbued guilt but i grew up in an agnostic california household and figured out how to watch HBO after dark on mute at an early age
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Josh O’Connor unstoppable the only skinny white boy i care about rn
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paul schneiders made an entire career off being the most hated man on the western frontier
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client called me their “mature model” booking today
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two beers is the perfect amount of beers and while all my friends are winter sober i am approaching a mental hum so serene and glorious at 2pm on a Saturday at my local cinema i could solve world hunger
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i don’t think men should be allowed to wear carhartt unless they’ve broken a bed
i don’t think men should be allowed to wear western shirts unless they’ve gotten a blow job in a truck
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i don’t think men should be allowed to wear western shirts unless they’ve gotten a blow job in a truck
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i think we figured it out there’s a lighting fixture above the table - can cover it all with a paper lantern
we have a large table in the center of our studio apartment, it's also where we work but it's not near any outlets but we don't want to run cables as our son will get clotheslined or take the whole thing down is there a solution?
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soooo glad i bought this ottoman to stretch my legs out on the couch
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just found out I was someone's second ever sexual partner and all I could think was oh I'm like, Sex: The Sequel
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i found the shirt but if anyone compliments me on it i'm not going to say thanks it's from the sex pest Andrew Garfield movie
can’t find the After The Hunt 90’s Polo Ralph Lauren denim shirt on eBay and now thanksgiving is ruined
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