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everything’s a lie unless it’s not. Acting - Buchwald. Modeling - Bella Agency.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2023
holy shit i’m in the New York Times
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i see men all over social media complaining about having a weak jaw well someone broke mine at a frat party in 2009 on the worst new years eve of my life and it did wonders you should try that
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my dog is a new york times best selling author
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really weird way to title this article
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Boogie Nights absolutely fails if you don’t have someone like Wahlberg in that role believing they’re the hero - much like Barry Lyndon
Leonardo DiCaprio says his biggest regret is not doing Paul Thomas Anderson’s Boogie Nights. (Source: https://t.co/i7ZSlUlpRL)
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Harry Potter for people who can’t stop saying they went to Yale
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i am drinking quantities of tea not seen in this country since the war of 1812
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ohhh you’re one of those *reading glasses only* models
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i really picked up the pace of my reading this year and a lot of it has to do with wanting my son to see me with a book in my hands when he looks over
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on day i shall discover the perfect reading position
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i really don’t get counting by months or weeks after you baby is a year. what do you mean he’s 28 months is he a block of parmesan
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reading this back to myself and realizing i may have caused this
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my partner has decided to take up being a vegetarian again what am i going to do with 10lbs of frozen Irish bangers and flank steaks
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