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Celebrating life one BM at a time!

Joined February 2009
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16 years
Sometimes a poo feels so good it makes me think I should reconsider butt sex.
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16 years
When you poop twice in one day does it mean that you didn't do the job right the first time?
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17 years
Sometimes there is nothing like a good bm.
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17 years
Kinda rabbit like today. Need to cut back on my cheese intake on the weekends.
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17 years
Second verse, same as the first!
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17 years
Cheese enchiladas take much longer to come out than they did to to go in.
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17 years
Uh oh, Some deep rumblings. Is it gaseous, liquid, or solid?
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17 years
Bm followed by after bm. This must me what childbirth is like only less painful.
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17 years
Ass gaskets should mandatory in all public and semi-public restrooms.
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17 years
Got the fiber balance right yesterday. This morning was smooth sailing.
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17 years
Un oh. Sat too long and now my legs are asleep. This is going to hurt.
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17 years
Ah... Always love a good pre-meal purge.
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17 years
Hypothesis: the more you enjoy it on the way in the less you enjoy it on the way out.
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17 years
Sweet relief. Finally done for the day.
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17 years
Ugh. Had to rush that one so I wouldn't be late for a meeting. Wasn't completely finished. Another round coming soon.
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17 years
Loose and fast. Just the way I like my lovers.
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17 years
Round 2. A bit more user friendly.
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17 years
A bit hard this morning. Too much cheese yesterday. Will have to increase the fiber today to make up.
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