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@my2ndsinglelife

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@my2ndsinglelife
Evie Veronica
10 months
Tinder and Hinge deleted (again). Feeling really sad about it. I hate being so lonely and having no physical contact, but I can’t look at another loser middle aged man taken a photo from under his fucking chin.
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Evie Veronica
9 months
A terrible thing about being single is that if you decide you don’t want to be single anymore, there’s nothing that you can do about it. Don’t give me “put yourself out there” bullshit. It doesn’t mean you’ll be attracted to anyone or that anyone will find you attractive.
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Evie Veronica
11 months
Just met my ex husband’s new partner. She’s honestly a much better fit for him than I ever was, but I cannot be happy for him. I’m only bitter. Because he was the abusive one so why does he get a happy ending and I don’t? I know life isn’t fair but this will NEVER not hurt
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Evie Veronica
9 months
Got dressed up to go out for a date and I got stood up. So rather than just go home I’ve gotten myself a sundae.
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Evie Veronica
6 months
After years of being single, I am convinced that there is not a man on this planet that knows what an inch is, or who has ever used a measuring tape. I’m amazed all of our buildings and bridges haven’t fallen down
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@my2ndsinglelife
Evie Veronica
18 days
It's my last day of hols and I thought fuck it, I'm gonna swipe right on this cute guy on Tinder. And you guys....I just had the perfect 1 night stand, my go, he was deeeeelish!! Of course he lives across the country from me! But I got exactly what I needed, so 😄😄😄
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Evie Veronica
7 years
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Evie Veronica
1 year
@roxiqt @alphagirl000 I was told by my doctor to meditate and try tai chi 😑
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Evie Veronica
1 year
I stupidly rejoined Adult Friend Finder in a moment of weakness, but now I’m having the Most Wholesome chat with a guy about gardening, and he keeps sending me (unprompted) pics of his flowers 😂😂
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Evie Veronica
6 months
There is absolutely no way to meet people in real life when you’re a single, middle-aged woman that doesn’t drink. No one talks in my pottery or art classes. I tried walking groups and Meet Up groups and got creeps in my DMs. I already travel alone. I give up on everything.
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Evie Veronica
6 months
Hot date guy got back to me and did the whole “I’m just looking for something casual” which is man speak for “I don’t see you as a serious option and will never see you that way”. And at first I was like, that’s ok, but after some thought…I think it’s a no from me.
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Evie Veronica
7 months
All of the bad decisions of my youth have caught up with me in my 40s (men and money, career) and now I feel like I’m just wasting life. I’m not where I want to be and there’s pretty much no hope of ever getting there. All I see is boredom and anxiety until I die.
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@my2ndsinglelife
Evie Veronica
6 years
Got ditched for a date, so guess who took herself to a photography exhibition? Bottom line: no one is going to respect me as much as me. It’s why I’m independent and do shit alone. I can rely on myself, at least!
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@my2ndsinglelife
Evie Veronica
11 months
The pretty fucking dress I’m wearing to try and brighten my mood
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Evie Veronica
6 years
A random dude sends a dick pic. Me: Yuck. I see any part of my young lover’s cock. Me: I want a coffee table book of your penis. I will write sonnets about it. I will bake a cake in its likeness.
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@my2ndsinglelife
Evie Veronica
7 years
If I ever decide, fuck it, I'm gonna run for public office, this will be my campaign poster.
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Evie Veronica
9 months
Did the shameful thing of texting someone from my past who I regretted losing contact with, and got no reply. Only fair, you can’t walk in and out of people’s lives with no consequence, but, you know, lesson learned.
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@my2ndsinglelife
Evie Veronica
6 years
So FINALLY I have tried using a vibrator on myself while having sex doggy style, and oh...what the fuck have I been doing all these years? Do I even sex? I need to buy more batteries.
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@my2ndsinglelife
Evie Veronica
6 years
It’s honestly like all of the men on Tinder/POF have never actually talked to a woman in their life.
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Evie Veronica
9 months
Just absolutely fucked off August and September and have stepped into summer dress season
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Evie Veronica
7 months
Matched with a guy on Tinder that I hooked up with 6 years ago, right after I got divorced. I remember him being a lovely guy, but absolutely terrible at sex. Anyway, we have a date on the weekend.
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Evie Veronica
2 years
How was my night? Well I left my house and hour and 10 minutes ago for a hook up, and now I’m back, and the drive is a half hour both ways, so 👍🏼
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Evie Veronica
9 months
While I absolutely do celebrate the decline of men socially and structurally, it still makes me super sad. The good men are so few and there’s still a bunch of us women that would like to love someone, share life with someone. I’m happy being single but I don’t want to be alone.
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Evie Veronica
1 year
Jesus fucking Christ, just showed up for a date, guy looked NOTHING like this photo so I just said no thanks and now I’m heading home! All that fucking effort for 30 seconds of meeting in a car park. JUST USE RECENT PHOTOS!!!!
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@my2ndsinglelife
Evie Veronica
2 years
Please admire my humongous sweet potato
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Evie Veronica
8 months
Good date ✅ (finally) Good sex ✅ (finally) Once again it’s a man 10 years younger than me ✅
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Evie Veronica
5 months
I had my last half a tab of acid that I was saving for...I don't know, but I decided life is short so I just dropped it, please wish me a good time
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Evie Veronica
9 months
In unsurprising news I have foster failed with the cat and am officially adopting him. He is unimpressed and hopes the news isn’t true.
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Evie Veronica
1 year
I’m sorry but I’m going to share this everywhere because I really feel like I’m getting somewhere
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@my2ndsinglelife
Evie Veronica
7 years
There are just so many people out there that don't like sexual women unless that sexiness directly benefits them. Those people are assholes.
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Evie Veronica
6 months
Talking to a guy about FWB etc and I asked if he had any at the moment, and he said “yeah, I was seeing someone but she wanted to talk, so I need to find someone else”. Babes if you don’t want us to talk, please just hire a sex worker, why do men put us through this 😭
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Evie Veronica
6 years
Good news is that the young lover isn’t moving away, so no long distance relationship. Other good news is we’re moving in together! 😳😳😳
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Evie Veronica
1 year
It’s my birthday and I’m alone and not depressed because my mum sent me this picture of my doggies 😭😭😭 I miss them.
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Evie Veronica
8 months
The worst thing about casual sex is that now I want more sex, but not with that guy, and there’s no one else unless I go through the whole rigmarole of online dating 😭😭😭😭
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Evie Veronica
9 months
This week I booked a work trip only to have the client turn around the next day and cancel. Can’t fully get my money back so I’m turning it into a mini break, heading off to the country to do some walking and swimming. It’s not the worst thing to happen to me this week 😂
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Evie Veronica
6 years
I got this pic off Twitter a couple of weeks back, and I’ve been sending it to all the guys I’ve gotten unsolicited dick pics from. So far, so good 👍
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Evie Veronica
6 years
My ultimate fantasy is to be with two bi guys. But I don’t troll for it. It’s not a question I ask in the first 5 mins of meeting someone. Don’t let your fantasy become someone else’s bad time, is what I’m saying. Also don’t be an annoying goose. Men.
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Evie Veronica
11 months
I know most people fear eating alone, but it’s the time I love being single the most. I love to watch all the unhappy families and couples and all the embarrassing loud people, and I just sit in my peace and enjoy my peace.
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Evie Veronica
1 month
After literally years of me trying to go to a meetup, today I finally did it! Everyone was much younger than me, but they were so lovely and I had the best time. It helped it was a book club group. I feel really proud of myself.
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Evie Veronica
9 months
I should be a lot more upset about being stood up tonight, but I think I’ve genuinely reached the point of accepting I’m alone until I die. So I’m not sad, it’s just like…what else do I expect? There’s no hope.
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Evie Veronica
6 years
There’s nothing I love more than seeing a bunch of women band together to rip a guy a new asshole when he’s legitimately an uber-dick. It’s beautiful.
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Evie Veronica
1 year
It just upsets me that the guy you accidentally swipe left on you’ll never see again, but the guys you loathe will show back up every 2-3 days 😭
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Evie Veronica
6 years
You know when you’re being fucked face-down in the floor, and it’s super hot, but you’re also old so you’re thinking, god, I’m so glad I just vacuumed...? Yeah, that was me yesterday.
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Evie Veronica
3 years
I feel like it’s no longer a mystery as to why I am single
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Evie Veronica
1 year
This is the first birthday I’ve had for years that I’ve actually felt happy. I should have told you all when it was ages ago because that’s really thanks to all your kindness. Thank you 😊 ❤️
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Evie Veronica
11 months
I’m a cruel and horrible person because I am so tired of people setting up Go Fund Me’s for every fucking personal expense. Yes, the circumstance can be sad but that’s life, why are you asking strangers to pay for life for you??
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Evie Veronica
2 years
For the love of god, men 😭😭🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ Liking sex doesn’t make you “naughty”. You’re just normal. Please PLEASE stop being weird and ruining words.
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Evie Veronica
1 year
Giggling over my fat, grumpy, pirate bird 😂😂😂
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Evie Veronica
6 months
After my unhappy weekend I decided to delete Tinder (again), but thought I’ll just message 1 match first. We’d msg’d but it had gone dry. Anyway, he msg’d back and was like, yeah, just can’t be bothered to do this, I hate texting, yada yada….I think this is my sign to give up 😂
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Evie Veronica
9 months
Wish me luck for my sugar mama date today and that I don’t lose it before then because men are such needy little bitches, fuck me, just ruiners of everything 🙄 But ya girl wants to get laid, so 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
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Evie Veronica
6 years
Some days I am so grateful (to me) that I worked so hard when I was younger, so that I can now enjoy my time as a self-employed woman and have days like this, where I can afford to do absolutely fucking nothing 😊 Yay, me!!!
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Evie Veronica
7 years
Like, a MILLION times, yes.
@Lola_Davina
loladavina
7 years
Just because YOU can't imagine ever doing #sexwork doesn't make it bad or wrong. #sexworkiswork
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Evie Veronica
9 months
I mean I know I’m off most of the dating apps now, but if I don’t meet someone by my next birthday, I don’t know….I just can’t go through another year being so alone.
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Evie Veronica
1 year
This drop your pic if you’re over 30 trend is really just proving that women over 30 are stunning and men over 30 look like trolls.
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Evie Veronica
1 year
I’m out! I’m trying not to minimise the pain as is my default option. Who cares if they think I’m a wuss. And I got a private room, feel so lucky!!!
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Evie Veronica
9 months
The biggest lie I was told when I was younger was there are plenty of good men to go around and women aren’t in competition with each other to get a good one. There’s like 1 decent man per country and he got snapped up in high school apparently.
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Evie Veronica
6 months
Also over the weekend I had 2 other dates lined up with 2 guys that had already cancelled on me for the first attempt at a date. 1 cancelled again and the other didn’t even bother to message me, which is what he did the first time too! So I’m feeling very defeated today.
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Evie Veronica
7 months
I’ve certainly…changed? since I started painting a couple of years ago. Not like got better, but maybe just feel more comfortable with it now.
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Evie Veronica
6 years
If you’re too lazy to write a bio for Tinder, you’re too lazy to work my clit right, and I can’t waste time like that. #onlinedating #swipeleft
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Evie Veronica
5 months
I went from applying for a job at Coles to now being so fully booked with my business over summer I've got to turn people down, so thank you to whatever is looking out for me, I can breathe a bit again
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