Matt Spafford
@mxttspafford
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session bassist/guitarist • @hopper_band • he/him • BLM
Ottawa, Ontario
Joined January 2019
Can we start gatekeeping emo bands? There’s no reason why my middle school bully should be listening to MCR.
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People ask me 35/2 what is about Lennon John Lennon and his voice and sometimes sit there and ping pong out but as I’ve just licked a frog 🐸 I’ll give you a little Barry white I guess i recognise the pain nanu nanu
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The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.
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this is so sad alexa play the smiths. i think you know which one
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ur not wrong in this case
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I invented a thing I call "two beers" which is where I drink two beers.
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I’ve watched this video 8 times and it keeps getting funnier
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no wtf??
Does your pee ever smell like Vanilla Sweet Cream after drinking Starbucks? Asking for a friend.
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Also… are @kylewmarchant and I related? People seem to think so.
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Tonight @Nightwellca fed me liquor and then convinced me to download a workout app
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