Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️
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@NaijaGoldaMeir
Zambia 🇿🇲🇿🇲 and his name is Hakainde Hichilema , affectionately known as HH or Bally 😊
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Was 30 when we tied the knot and for next thirty five birthdays (11th July) you have celebrated 🎉 with me like no other. Thank you my ball and chain, aka cooperating partner for life.
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Zambians just incase you are not aware what you did...
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@AdvoBarryRoux
What’s the offense? Three consenting adult women agreed to have unprotected sex and all got pregnant… what’s the issue ?
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Last month walked my daughter on the isle. Poignant and mixed emotions,brought home on Father’s Day call,with visitation promise for later. Nothing quite prepares one for this. Fathers and daughters song rings in perpetuity.
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A successful story worth telling over and over again. A Zambian representing, owning and running a thriving business in China!
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@bitekyerezomed1
Very proud indeed. Six times he lost elections until the Zambian youth said enough is enough and gave him a clear mandate with an overwhelming majority the riggers failed to manipulate. Proud of the man and the youth movement
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Zambia's🇿🇲female football export to Spain Kunda Nanji scored a brace
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Reservations about placing the image of U.S. Vice with the President. The unintended message communicated is that they are at par, yet one is second in command and the other is first. Better she was alone on the picture or with Vice Mutale Nalumango her counterpart. Just saying
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Kamala Harris security planes arriving at KKIA, carrying her vehicles she will use. Her trip runs into millions and is in the constitution and uncompromising. Nothing is left to chance. Pamodzi or Intercontinental is under lock down if not complete shutdown
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Courtesy of CNN…
Zambian successful fresh water fishing farming, story worth retelling
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A Swedish citizen waiting for the train to return home immediately after leaving work.She has bought a burger for her dinner.This is her picture after being asked to pose for a photo.The name of this citizen is Elva Johansson and her job is Minister of Labor in Sweden.She has no
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He built his house as if he knew that one day he will be hosting guests as President. If that’s not destiny than eshi. The bar has been raised and that’s the standard going forward.
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So one fine Saturday morning 21st April 1989 four friends escorted one to tie the knot .. guess the ride
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How can you not be emotional with such humility, “plain Jane” simplicity looks with mature focused determination.19 years old Everinne Katongo,the country adores respects and congratulates you & teammates. Whoever said coming 3rd is not remembered,has not seen Copper Queens 🇿🇲👏🏾
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ZESCO owes neighbouring countries millions of dollars in unpaid invoices from the RBB days.They have all refused to extend credit to ZESCO & want cash upfront which has resulted in the mines signing independent agreements with them. You now understand how ZESCO is the problem.
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Despite the fuel and load shedding issues, government is scoring big in the health sector. This is Kasempa’s General Hospital ward, well equipped with modern facilities, machinery and highly skilled medical professionals.
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BREAKING: Private jet owned by Sean “P. Diddy” Combs has left the United States.
The flight path of the plane appears to be headed towards Cape Verde.
Cape Verde has no extradition treaty with the United States.
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Setting aside emotions and being judgmental, there’s a point…
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Carrying his own luggage 🧳 the man is locked out and denied his alienable right to traverse the length and breath of his motherland to campaign and meet the people. One man.
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*RULES TO TEACH YOUR SON*
1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret,
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The optics really look good. Serious business like with a touch of what the tourist industry has to offer. Perhaps it’s time to move away from Lusaka as the “always” destination for visiting dignitaries.
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Congratulations King Cobra 🐍 Humphrey Mulenga UFC World Champion🇿🇲👏🏾👏🏾🇿🇲 Zambia Kuchalo 👏🏾👏🏾🐍👏🏾🇿🇲🐍👏🏾👏🏾. King Cobra MCS must be proud his name lives on.
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@AndyfordMBanda
Sir this elaborate post espouses arbitrary application of the law just because of Mrs Lungu’s status, implying she’s above the law. Had Mrs Nobody wife to Mr Nobody next door committed exactly the same offense we wouldn’t be having this conversation. Laws are for everyone to
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The Honorable Cornelius Mweetwa on your right…. Before he went to law school and called to the Bar.
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Fuel Price reduced effective midnight .. confirmed sources
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An -A-plus on his CV and his value has gone up. Even if Leceister don't keep him, another premier team will snatch him. He was second top scorer for them after Vardy. Hard work pays in droves.. well done 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🇿🇲🇿🇲👏🏾
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🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ oh Lord can the ground open and swallow me
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Really this level of vandalism and thefts is unacceptable, shameful, saddening and upsetting. Who does that!! 😡
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Lusaka town center today. Unbelievable… feels like we were prisoners now set free to roam. Apologies for going on and on about this
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There it is, Zambians dry humor, going to Kitwe and don’t move have taken a life of their own. As for the T/Shirt hope Martha has royalties paid to her. In fact even producers of this video should pay her as well. She needs all the money she can get as everyone has abandoned her.
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So a pharmaceutical cartel arranges (in collusion) to hide GRZ drugs to create an artificial shortage so that MoH orders and the same cartel supplies. Seriously people need to jailed. DEC unearthed the scheme.
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It’s too early for this 🇿🇲 humor.. sometimes feel like saying am done with you all 🇿🇲… really 🤦♂️😂🤣😂🤣.
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The IMF Board just approved Zambia's $1.3 billion program - Strong recognition of reform commitment. Press release will be issued shortly.
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@ChaibvaG
@HHichilema
Iwe ka chikala Chaibva waba tole, fuseke.. 20,000 deaths from where?
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I stuck this on my WhatsApp status this morning. I have had over hundred and thirty missed calls from family friends and foes alike 🤦♂️🤣😂🤣😂… am at a local pub discussing strategy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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When a Socialist goes to church and it is time to pray…
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Downtown Lusaka… how have we got here to accept this as normal
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Wait for it .. punch line is at the end. Zambians and their sense of humor can immobilize you with laughter
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PF Mayor of Kitwe complimenting, supporting and augmenting the interest of the people she serves. Pleasant to see genuine leaders deciphering who is providing leadership and not rhetoric of perpetually drunk playboys of yesterday.
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Zambians don’t care whether you are armed to the teeth they will still chat with you… next the secret service boys would have found Kamala at matebeto having lunch with the girls 😊🤣😂🤣😂🤣 sipping a ka Savanna
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The law only recognises two motorcade - Presidential and Vice-Presidential. The law also allows free passage for Ambulance, Police and Firebrigade on emergency responses.
A trend had risen where even deputies started closing roads when going for social events.
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Hard hitting truth from a man with over two decades vice grip power in his country.
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My Northern cousins figured it out a long time ago 😊🤣😂😂. If you don’t get the joke you are not family 🤣🤭
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Morning of November of 88 driving along Independence Avenue in Woodlands in my white Datsun 120Y AAD 9864, just after the water tank stopped to give a lift to a pretty lady in a Barclays uniform. April 89 tied knot in UCZ church along same road. 34 years on we wake from the same
Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half?
Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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Zambian debt finds itself in a movie…. Hey can we claim royalties or something for using mother Zambia 🇿🇲 name, since we need money for numerous things we need 🤦♂️😂🤣
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Avoid going to the UK 🇬🇧 there’s and outbreak of cholera. Those coming back to Zambia should be quarantined for a week at port of entry. Wash hands with soap and water
BREAKING: People have been told to boil their drinking water after 22 cases of a waterborne disease were confirmed in South West England.
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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*Singapore has chosen its PM. After four years of strict, tedious filtering and performance index review applied on four outstanding candidates. Finally, Mr. Lawrence Wong was chosen to take the responsibility as the 4th PM of Singapore. Mr.Wong, a Double Degree and PhD. holder
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Degree holders struggling to become business owners - BOZ survey
A survey conducted by the Bank of Zambia - BOZ in corroboration with the Ministry of Finance and Zamstats has revealed that only about 3% of Masters degree and other higher qualifications have successfully managed
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This is painful... The God of Abraham we pray please let Peter open the taps
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@Da1nOnlyCMart
That’s not a test but blindsiding someone with ulterior motive.Absolutely unnecessary and uncalled for. Guy needs to deal with his own insecurities and trust issues first before he troubles someone’s daughter.
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200 UPND Members of Parliament in Kasama have defected to PF. It’s showing on ZNBC NOW.The report is given to TV by GBM .
I thought we only had 156 members of Parliament in the whole country.Where did UPND find the 200 MPs in Kasama?The level of desperation is embarrassing
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The EU has just followed suit with the UK, approving Zambian Finkubala.Tesco , Sainsbury and Asda will start stocking our delicacy. This is a very lucrative market, Entreprenuers from Botswana have for sometime been making a fortune exporting the Mopane Worm into the EU. The
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This story is not going away anytime soon. Perhaps our Ministry of Green Energy could do well by issuing a statement. Zambians are in the dark (literally and figuratively as Zesco blacks us out). A must please
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The film quality of Kagame’s media team is magnificent and comprehensive telling the story with style and panache. Respective media teams take a leaf.
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The President of Israeli said, when he went to Washington, he was asked by President Biden, are you going to meet President Hichilema? When he said yes, he was told by Washington insiders and by President Biden that President Hichilema was the best President he will meet.
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Muzala Samukonga promoted to rank of Sergeant at ZNS 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Congratulations !
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Good morning rise and shine it’s a beautiful Sunday, yes it’s in Chongwe district if you must know 😊😂
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"Hitting the ground running, Director Spokesperson Henry Kapata doing what he does best". Day one on the job …
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Three engagements in a day. As covered by English channel China TV. The man means business and not mucking around.
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Our sense of humor as Zambians is unique, warped, dark and it is what it is .. love us or hate us 🤦♂️😊😂😂🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲😂😂😂
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🤦♂️🤦♂️ All this drama just because one is asked to account for the fifteen flats one has.
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Lusaka in the 80’s and today forty three years on .. progress or regress
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