I'm British.
I'm people.
I don't want to leave the ECHR
I want racist fascist shitlarks like Richard Tice to bugger off and leave my human rights alone
Dear Suella Braverman.
I'm British.
Lived here all my life.
Never once felt "guilty" for being white.
But I have felt ashamed to be British.
Mainly because of monsters like you who peddle division hate & bigotry & pretend it's patriotism.
You absolute horror of a human being.
So you CAN'T get sacked for being a tax cheat
You CAN'T get sacked for being a racist fash & using hate inciting language.
BUT
You CAN get sacked for exercising your human rights, standing up for yourself & fighting for better.
This is Britain 2023
#ToriesOut
#RightToStrike
Dear France
It wasn't so long ago that fascists drove tanks into your country. It took a world war to get them out again.
They didn't go away.
They just got patient & sneaky.
Fast fwd 80yrs, & they're back & you're about to vote for them.
Don't do it.
Love
Everyone.
Hang on
A few weeks ago Phillip Schofield was demanding Jeremy Corbyn apologise for racism ....now he says he can't see any racism in the media?Either he's spectacularly hypocritical or he's just being a prick.
Can he only see racism when he's told to then?
Richard Madeley
'We should be giving Prince Andrew a break. He's had enough'.
Seriously folks.
Just turn the telly off.
You'll feel better & that bellend won't have an audience to aim his brain farts at.
Looks like 78% of Americans seem to have remembered what it's like to have an actual grown up do the president thing instead of a tiny handed insecure narcissistic man-baby.
I want a
#GeneralElection
I wanted one in December
I wanted one last month
Last week
Yesterday
I want these criminal, people hating, fascist, thieving,lying con artists gone.
Not just gone.
Destroyed.
The only downside is another bunch of lying corrupt bastards comes in.
Everyone needs to lay off Jermaine Jenas now.
He made a personal mistake, did nothing illegal, and is now the fall guy after the corrupt BBC’s handling of Huw Edwards and Strictly.
He said: “I am the number one target right now in the country.”
I know that feeling. It’s grim.
Right
So sturgeon gets the full CSI treatment like they found a Fred West patio for alleged financial dodgy dealing.
Yet somehow Michelle Mone is still sunning it on a yacht with £120m quids worth of public money in her handbag shithoused from dodgy covid deals
Seems fair.
I'm going to go out on a limb here & speculate that when Rowan Atkinson spoke about free speech in 2012 what he explicitly DIDN'T mean was the freedom to say racist shit & incite people to violence without the consequences. And that he hates racist fash far right dickheads too.
You have a little over 2 hours left.
If you haven't voted yet, wtf are you doing? Don't be part of the near 20 million people who can't be arsed to walk 10 minutes down the road and put a cross on a piece of paper.
It will feel like nothing.
It could mean everything.
#ExitPoll
I hope Scotland secede.
A few weeks ago I was saying that I didn't want the union to break up. We are stronger together. But now?
Why the fuck would you want to stay tethered to this shitshow run by fascist clowns?
I don't blame Nicola Sturgeon one bit for trying.
Kind of glad Anne Diamond chimed in on Pen Farthing because I now know through people correcting her, that Pen Farthing used a private chartered plane, paid for by donations from followers & that the animals he rescued, went in the hold & the seats were given over to refugees.
Michael Gove tells academies they can hire unqualified teaching staff.
Would you hire an unqualified electrician?
What about and unqualified Surgeon?
Or maybe an unqualified airline pilot?
You pay peanuts
You get monkeys
Enjoy your monkeys
I had the pleasure of meeting Katarina Johnson several years ago at an athletics event for SEN kids.
And let me tell you, not only is she a superb athlete, she also a damn fine human being as well.
The fact there's no white people in the
#SainsburysXmas
advert barely registered with me.
You know why?
BECAUSE ITS AN ADVERT FOR A SUPERMARKET AND IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER IF THE ACTORS AREN'T WHITE.
Grow up
..... tossers.
Bit late for the
#CorbynWasRight
stuff really.
It's done.
This is the real world where the bad guys win. The idiots & the racists saw to that
And when they come for their rights, jobs, pensions, & healthcare - and they will - there'll be no sympathy from the rest of us.
Allison Pearson is a liar.
The NHS is not killing us.
You know what's killing us?
Corporate right wing Tories
Corporate right wing think tanks.
Paid right wing shills like her.
People who want to destroy the NHS & sell it for parts to their private hc mates
Right
@wesstreeting
?
I wish Mick Lynch was in charge of the Labour party. He puts every single one of their MPs to shame and I support him 100%
At least there's someone out there who will tell it like it is and at least resembles someone who gives a shit about working people & their rights.
#exitpoll
If that's true the fucking idiots who voted for them deserve everything that comes next.
Goodbye NHS
Goodbye working rights
Another 5 years of these cunts?
You deserve it.
What ??
You're only just realising the billionaire owned
#ScumMedia
are hand in hand with the billionaire owned scumbags currently masquerading as a government?
Keep up
Don't forget
While Jess Phillips is raging at the ineptitude & bunglefuckery of this sick joke of a govt, her & her mates, conspired to help put them there to do it.
So spare me the platitudes for that utter self serving fraud.
Jess Phillips cares about 1 thing.
Jess Phillips.
Despite what others feel about Holly Willoughby OR Philip Schofield I think it's important to remember they're both a couple of rich Tory enablers.
So f*ck em.
#LABOURLOSING
The troll farms have probably made a fortune out of frogmouth & co.
It must be costing them quite a bit.
And it's quite odd.
You come on here & it's wall to wall Nigel gobblers.
Go out in the real world & most people you talk to thinks he's a c*nt.
Biden speaking right now.
THIS is how a president behaves.
THIS is how a president is supposed to act.
Your orange imposter is done.
Your toxic time is up.
Shame on you ?
You're lucky you haven't been shot.
How I wish these cretins were not English.
Unfortunately. They are.
And what's worse, in among them are dads & granddads & husbands.
This is NOT my England & I'm sick to death of them.
Why can't you just behave yourselves?
The cure for Richard Madeley rage is to just turn it off.
Just switch it off.
You don't have to listen the brain farts of that pillock.
Just turn it off.
You'll feel better.
Corbyn is still here doing his job.
Where's the fat buffoon? Appears to have left Raab the cretin in charge of helping stop WWIII. Has anyone looked in the fridge?
BORIS?....BORIIIIS??
You voted for that ☝️☝️?
@CChrisgee558
@BBCNews
So Reggie Yates gets booted for a poorly judged choice of words, yet weirdly the BBC will invite on & give regular air time to racist xenophobic toad faced shit biscuits like Nigel Farage, to spread his own poisonous bullshit.
THAT'S offensive.
Are you on PAYE?
Do you earn £80k or more?
No?
Then why do you give a shit that some people who earn between 2,3,4 or even 5 times what you do, are bitching because they might have sacrifice about an extra tenner a week?
They'll spend a tenner on coffee and not even blink.
GMB desperately trying to draw Emily Thornberry into a slanging match over Brexshit.
Didn't work so they immediately started brow beating her over trident & trying to get her to say something controversial.
Piers Morgan is a giant cnut.
Strip Sir Philip Green of his yacht and any assets he retains in the UK.
He's sat over a billion.
There's £350m in other people's pensions 'missing"
Send a navy frigate over & commandeer his yacht and give the proceeds of its sale to the pension fund of his workers.
The simple truth us this. They don't care.
They don't care about your other half.
They don't care about your kids.
Or your family
Or your parents
Even your dog.
And they definitely don't care about you.
They never have.
And they never will.
#ToryScumOut
If you voted for the
#ToryScum
...no point complaining now.
This is what you wanted This is what you signed up for.
Don't blame me
I voted for Jeremy Corbyn.
My hands are clean.
Farewell Europe
Sorry we put dicks in power & inflicted them on you.
Sorry it turned out like it did.
Didn't want any of this.
If there's EVER a way back I'd grab it with 2 hands.
Still, at least you don't have to suffer Farage anymore & Ann Widdecombe's back in her coffin 👍
Poor poor Toby Young.
Born into to privilege.
Paths cleared by daddy to a privileged education with all the trimmings, paths cleared to well paid employment...by daddy... and yet despite it all... Just can't help but be an irksome little obnoxious slaphead.
Boris Johnson and his cronies can get fucked
I will never forget the NHS
Not only has it saved the lives of the people I love more times than I can count, it has provided me and my wife with good jobs that make me try to be a better person.
They'd love it if we forgot.
That we even need to float the idea of having a law that prevents a newspaper publishing stories about people, they know full well to be false, is a measure for how morally & ethically bankrupt our press has become.
Stop buying them.
#CarolinesLaw
Lady C
I don't particularly give a bollocks about the Royal family.
I look at them & think: rich people problems, I don't care.
But when this embalmed tales from the crypt looking harpie opens her gob it never fails to make me side with whoever she's bitching about.
Vile woman.
Diane Abbott from my perspective, appears to to get a lot of unfair criticism. Things get blown out of all proportion by complicit media who feed the trolls & i think it's because she's clever black female & happens to be a socialist.
Disagree if you want.
I don't give a shit.
A good time to remind everyone of this scottish lady who was interviewed when margaret thatcher died.
"i'd put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back"
I find highly amusing that simply by sticking to the point, sticking to the facts,& remaining calm, that Mick Lynch is able to boil the piss of the likes of Nick Ferrari, Richard Madeley & every other gammon tory shill so effortlessly & make them look like the tossers they are.
I have now reached the stage where i feel there is now no other way.
#IWantARevolution
The Tory scumbags have infiltrated subverted weakened and sabotaged every level of every mechanism that can remove them.
Britain is now a right wing corporate dictatorship.
@jonsnowC4
@LindenLyn
People seem so utterly fed up of the whole thing that it would probably be better to ditch the whole thing, wait five years and start again. Properly. With independent oversight & a clearly worked set of options and a pre agreed margin for the result like a 2/3rds majority
I think the only thing we have left a now is a
#GeneralStrike
They stole our assets, wrecked the NHS, emptied our pockets & burned our rights.
They let hungry kids starve & the elderly freeze,& allow rampant profiteering from fuel & energy corps & that's before you get to covid.
Rees-Mogg; who lied to the Queen to prorogue parliament & repeatedly lied about Brexit, then draped himself over the benches of Westminster like a French hooker as he smirked while people tried to stop it & now works for a right wing propaganda channel.
‘It is utter contempt for democracy!'
Jacob Rees-Mogg calls out the lack of transparency surrounding Biden's health, and argues that the American people were 'lied to.'
Rich posh Tory twat complains about not being able to drive a big expensive car between his big expensive houses in London & Wiltshire.
Oh how my heart bleeds for Nigel Havers.
🗣️ "I’ve never met Sadiq Khan but he wants me to pack my bags and leave. He’s trying to make it totally impossible to live the way we used to live"
Read our interview with Nigel Havers in full 👇
Oh dear all the antivax maskophobobic tinfoil hatters are going to
#BoycottHeineken
because they don't like their latest advert.
Ooooh I bet Heineken are shitting it now
Never mind
#AnyButPenny
Any but ANY Tory.
They are all awful.
There's not one among them fit for office.
There will be no pull back from the downward trajectory they have puy us on.
I want them gone.
All of them.
We need a
#GeneralElectionNow
I prefer to keep the image of Angela Rippon having a right laugh on the morecambe and wise show in my head rather than her appearing on a far right propaganda channel.
Don't try to tell me the "man" in charge of the country's finances isn't absolutely off his tits at the queen's funeral.
It's not the disrespect. It's that this fucking clown is in a position of power. It's like giving the keys to the school bus to a drunk.
#KwasiKwarteng
Rupert Murdoch is to some just an old news mogul with lots of money.
Not to me
He's a despicable cause of strife in this world who preys on peoples fear ignorance & prejudices to manipulate them.
I wish people were smarter than to buy into the bullshit his corporation sells them
Your regular reminder that the cure for Richard Madeley is to turn off the TV and avoid it.
You'll feel better.
His ratings will fall.
And on a long enough timeline he ends up irrelevant or talking shit on GBeebies which is essentially the same thing.
Not surprised they've wheeled out this gobshite again.
If you value your NHS and if you want things to change then absolutely DO NOT LISTEN TO
#TonyBlair
Establishment mouthpiece
Red tie Tory
War Criminal
Liar
Think for yourself
I see Richard Madeley has gnawed his straps off and escaped from the c*nt farm again.
Just turn it off.
You'll feel better.
They wheel pillocks like him out to say silly shit to wind you up, so turn it off.
I won't ever forget; when we had the one chance we will ever get to even try to do things differently in this country. Rachel Riley & friends joined the pile on, colluded in the lies, & celebrated when the singular most morally bankrupt corrupt POS & his mates got in instead.
Debenhams John Lewis Boots all shedding staff.
No deal Brexit on the horizon
Still trying to get on top of a virus.
A government that couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery & if it could still wouldn't give a shit about you.
I'm going to hazard a guess that we're fucked.
Madeleine McCann was just as tragic as every single child before or after who has gone missing never to be seen again.
I think any of those parents would never ever stop looking for them if they were afforded the means to do so.
But it is odd they keep getting govt funding.
Brittish.???
FUCKING BRITTISH 😂😂😂
We are ruled and surrounded by fucking idiots.
If Brexit wasn't going to be so harmful it'd be fucking hilarious watching these knobheads implode as it crumbles.
We're the hell did they dig up professional scouser Jimmy Tarbuck from?
If you're going talk about Liverpool at least use someone who didn't bugger off down south at the first opportunity 60 years & never went back.
Oh look
NHS ID can't be used.
And this after tory flyers said any form of photo ID
What a shock.
Voter ID is voter suppression and it probably worked.
Fascists don't like it when you don't vote for them. Only when you can't vote against them.
Remember when Diane Abbott was ill & got her numbers wrong in an interview & just about every racist Tory centrist cultist & right wing gutter press pig absolutely destroyed her for weeks?
Such a puzzle there's no rush to show similar treatment to Raab now...
Johnson started
#Lockdown
measures too late, ended them too early, had three attempts at them, fucked them ALL up, allowed so many mixed messages & disinformation, AND THEN GOT PISSED AT PARTIES WITH HIS MATES while people died.
Good luck installing another one you prick.
Fray Bentos is trending.
Immediately I think of tinned pies - I like the steak and ale one.
Then i find out its an actual place.
I want to go there and see the tinned pies in their natural habitats.
I bet they move in herds.
BREAKING: Manchester Police to take no further action against Angela Rayner (least surprising news of the election campaign).
Say hello to the UK's next Deputy Prime Minister, folks...
SCUM!
I don't get Eddie Izzard
But the thing is, I don't have to.
All I have to do accept other people are different.
Whether Eddie Izzard identifies as male female binary non binary...a three legged ginger vegan chihuahua...SFW?
I don't care.
Just let Eddie Izzard get on with it.
Cant disagree with Stacey Solomon on an opt in opt out system for funding Royals.
I don't see the point in funding an institution that keeps a bunch of rich privileged people who don't care about me in the lap of luxury based on an accident of birth.
Do you think everyone
-should have equal rights under the law?
-be paid fair wages?
-have good working conditions
- access to NHS healthcare?
- quality free education?
- pay their taxes properly?
-not fall into poverty?
Well Congratulations
You're a socialist not a communist
A third. A *third*….
… of all UK goods exporters to EU in 2020 stopped doing so in 2021 - the year Brexit kicked in. That’s staggering levels of damage.
Student loans: Almost 1.8 million owe more than £50,000 - BBC News
This is not America. This is here. Education shouldn't mean a lifetime in debt. But that's the point isn't it? Can't have the plebs getting ahead now.
So make it a millstone.
@AndrewBooton
Bit difficult to cook all that if you're gas & electric has been cut off.
Try it for a month
Give yourself the average money left over for food for a UC recipient after all rent utilities are taken into count & try & feed four people three squares a day with it.
I dare you
Left wing comedy?
So what's right wing comedy?
Do I really want to be fed a diet of Lee Hurst, Jim Davidson & reruns of Bernard Manning stand ups?
Do I fuck.
I appreciate, humour is relative, & everyone is different; but that garbage needs leaving in the past where it belongs.
Lindsay Hoyle is a joke. A puppet speaker.
Complicit.
Say what you want about Bercow.
I don't like Tories.
But at least Bercow enforced the rules.
At least he knew what the rules were.
Hoyle appears to be there merely to shield the liar Johnson from being called out on his BS.
At this point in where the world is, it would seem the people who run the planet, have learned precisely nothing in the last 80 years.
So world war 3 wouldn't be a surprise to me.
That scraping sound you may hear are those who died in the last world war turning in their graves.
Frankie Boyle did for me when he freely joined the pile in on Corbyn with all the other edgy comics
after realising they might have to pay slightly more income tax.
How does this work?
What happens now if the fat murder clown hasn't handed over his covid WhatsApp messages as required?
Do they arrest him?
Suspend him?
What?
Or is the overpriviliged arrogant sack of offal just going get away with it again?
#BorisJohnsonphone
@blunted_james
@TheReal_JesusC
I've been in the position where it's been the stark choice of eating or heating.
It's soul destroying
It doesn't motivate you to work harder it just grinds you down further.
Feed for £30 translates as
Egg & chips
&
Porridge
All day
Everyday
That's not a life.
Gary Lineker has more humanity in his little finger than a hell of a lot of people who really ought to know better and could stop this slaughter tomorrow.
"It's the worst thing I've seen in my lifetime."
British broadcaster & football legend
@garylineker
talks Gaza with me on
#MehdiUnfiltered
and reveals: "I cry on a regular basis when I see certain images on social media."
Full show:
Ann Widdecombe is what happens when you're so shriveled up & dead inside your soul divorces your body and leaves. So now you're just a dusty undead husk who gnaws off its straps and crawls out of its crypt every few months to stare at the sun & hope it ends it.
I cannot express with enough vigor vitriol & vociferousness from the very deepest depths of my soul with absolute certainty & clarity of thought:
Fuck Britain First & the EDL & Reclaim & every inbred knuckle dragging tiny brained blinkered ignorant idiot that supports them.
I see Adil Ray is trending and the rw everywhere are losing their shit.
Did somebody else say something and they're blaming him for it?
Or
Did he say something logical & reasonable again?