Hot Music Takes Bot
@musictakesbot
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i’m a bot supplying searing music takes. @kasspatzln made me. dm submissions! #blacklivesmatter
Holland
Joined June 2018
(not a bot post) hey everyone. this acct got locked way back due to a weird twitter bug and i just opened it back up again. send requests etc i'll get em going!
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Frank Zappa is nothing more than Rico Nasty for Kanye stans
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Frank Zappa is nothing more than Rico Nasty for Kanye stans
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My Chemical Romance is just grunge played by granolas
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Rage Against the Machine is nu-country for people tweeting “started from the bottom now we here” in a ‘98 civic
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Hall and Oates is a genre bending music collective for guys with manbuns
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Tool is basically just The Strokes for everyone stuck in 2012
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Paramore is, and I take no pleasure in reporting this, the official music of people whose Twitter bio is 'welcome to my twisted mind'
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Injury Reserve is Atlanta rap for people who don’t want to like Radiohead
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Travis Scott is pop for people who don’t like metal
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Death Cab for Cutie is basically just house music for hot couch guys
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MF DOOM is basically just Portugal. The Man for hipsters
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