Someone tell me why my favorite cup is a souvenir cup from our trip to @sandiegozoo this summer. I have used it almost every day. Thanks for G-22, @WhirleyDW. It’s literally perfect. I’d get a whole set if I could.

I just fussed about this yesterday. I shouldn’t have to scroll down more than 3 or 4 steps to get to “continue watching”

everyone is trying to come up with a copy of twitter when we actually want a copy of 2007-2012 niche hobby blogs with a Google RSS reader that aggregated them into one feed

Had a minor existential crisis at Death Valley, feeling much better after a brief nap.

Bucee’s is Texas beaver-themed Trader Joe’s gas station.

I am still deep in the dungeons of potty training, but wtf is going on with the A’s?

We have become go-to-the-airport-and-watch-planes people, and I’m ok with it tbh.

All I needed today was a light jacket.

Living a town over from this air base has made us plane people. The huge ones fly right over the house almost every day.

Always so surprised at the level of weed smell in the gym parking lot.

Baby, after eating only the noodles from the chicken noodle soup: “Mmm good supper mama.” Me: “This is lunch, buddy.” Baby: “Good lunch mama.”

Is it a desk concert that is tiny, or a concert at a tiny desk?

The “If I Were a Fish” song has taken over my whole brain.

When people in power offer thoughts and prayers in lieu of change, what are they thinking of? What are they praying for?

Potty training really will have you and the baby questioning all your life choices.

2 days ago ESPN produced a segment called ‘Caitlin Clark: Queen of Clap Backs 👑’. The focus; her clapping, “You’re down 15 points. Shut up,” and of course the “you can’t see me” hand wave. Her “trash talk” was embraced and celebrated. It wasn’t stigmatized and pathologized.

Student asked for help with Endnote today: “It’s a really old program, from the early 2000s.” And then I crumbled into dust.

@gwensnyderPHL @TrashBoatDax I’m telling you, eventually you’ll all realize it was a mistake to leave LiveJournal in the first place, and we’ll all find our way back home…

I recommend wrangling a toddler tantrum right before a big meeting. Keeps you grounded.