Markaroni
@muktesharma
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I belong to the sarcastic streets of football, fascinations & fatasses
Joined November 2019
I'm not a Tottenham fan nor am I a Father but I'm gonna celebrate this Europa League Final as if my Son won it.
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NO WAY LMAOOOOO😂😭
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“Give me Dean Henderson and 10 pieces of wood and I’ll win you the FA Cup.”
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The urge to destroy her like she’s a left back and I’m a left footed la masia right winger >>>
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Wishing safety to my fellow countrymen specially in Jammu and Kashmir. And dear Indian Army… Bund maarlo saleya di
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I don't feel bad as a Barcelona fan. We just witnessed one of the greatest ucl semi final games of all time. Inter Milan deserve it. So content with the level of football I have seen this season.
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Just a few years back in my school days I used to watch the prematch show on Sony Ten on Champions League nights hosted by @menacesingh wondering how cool it must be. Tomorrow I’m gonna be on it for the UCL Semi Finals game between PSG and Arsenal. Big thing for me. Grateful🙏🏻
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Gonna show my kids this Copa Del Rey Final to teach them about Honesty.
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I love my life
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This is the most shameless el clasico I have ever watched. Don't care if Barcelona lose this. This is not football.
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Do Barcelona get the Copa Del Rey title and rest before the UCL game if Madrid decides to not play in the Final? Hell yeah Perez show everyone who the badboy is.
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