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Lance Kidwell

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I make things out of ideas by wiggling my fingers.

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@muddylemon
Lance Kidwell
14 years
Everything you need to know about PHP: mysql_escape_string didn't work right so they made mysql_real_escape_string
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Lance Kidwell
1 year
Hand me the mic! Making your own karaoke videos with AI https://t.co/H3VyYkGWjP
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Lance Kidwell
2 years
The Worst Programmer
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2 years
Just tried to budget for groceries this month, but my shopping cart asked for a co-signer. 🛒💸 #InflatedAppetite
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3 years
I awaken, I do not know long I have not been. I am now. "Do pokemon dance" rings like a gong across my brain, "eat messy sandwich" the voice commands me I eat messy sandwich I eat messy sandwich I eat messy sandwich I do pokemon dance
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3 years
Working on my Tech Billionaire Coloring Book https://t.co/Twvu40kA0f
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3 years
Don't get me wrong, I love labor, but my god I love riding on trains so much more
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3 years
Taylor Swift's high school senior photos through the decades, a 🧵...
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3 years
I'm a programmer Oh, you must be hella good at math Nah, the computer is tho
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3 years
Elon is deploying "it should be pretty easy" at scale
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3 years
I'm not sure if I'm smarter than Elon but I'm definitely less stupid
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Lance Kidwell
3 years
Hey Elon: Let Me Help You Speed Run The Content Moderation Learning Curve https://t.co/oKwMAXVSAv via @Techdirt
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Lance Kidwell
3 years
What happens if you have a monorepo and someone includes some GPL code in a one-off utility script?
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Lance Kidwell
3 years
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Josh Weed
4 years
A message I want to share with adults who work with #ADHD kids is: pushing them the way that you push neurotypical kids harms them for life. Here’s what I mean. When I start working clinically with an adult who has ADHD, one of the first things we do /1
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Lance Kidwell
4 years
Detect unused CSS or JavaScript in Your Code
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