María Cristina Lalonde
@muchosjalapenos
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Lover. Fighter. Freelance writer.
Austin, TX
Joined November 2009
Thanks to @muchosjalapenos for interviewing me for this @GetMeGiddy article about Roman sex and sexuality -- and producing an impressively concise and entertainingly informative piece from my over-excited ramblings!
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What kind of sexual habits and practices were there in Ancient Rome?
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@muchosjalapenos dove into the benefits of sex surrogacy for folks living with a disability for @GetMeGiddy "...earlobes or hands or knees or hips—these areas that often get overlooked can become new erogenous zones." @mojomediator
https://t.co/MHOxOKTT2j
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Surrogacy helps disabled people access sexual intimacy, a primary part of the human experience.
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March is disability awareness month so at @GetMeGiddy, I spearheaded a series centered on sex. Our first installment by @muchosjalapenos looks at the history of disability activism. https://t.co/8s6IEDeaJJ
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Birds do it, bees do it. So why shouldn't people with disabilities do it?
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The case for initiating sex—even if you're shy. https://t.co/LNGjuciloU
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Awkward? Shy? Here are some tips for kickstarting copulation for the self-conscious.
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Beyond potential stick-it-to-your-parents appeal, what is so gosh darn seductive about the bad boy? https://t.co/vsoqlp8eFX
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They're narcissistic, Machiavellian and even a little bit psychopathic.
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Update: Day 3 of testing-positive-for-omicron quarantine - Can't remember how to pronounce the word "gesture" (is it a hard or soft "g"?), what a hand massage feels like or what love is.
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If women are only afforded a sexual "freedom" that expects us to have lots of sex with lots of people, or else be judged as unfree, we are not really free.
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"There was this cop—this is a real story!—and she was at my comedy show," he said. "She was like, 'I know it's big. Let me see!' https://t.co/PNE6Z0ZQta
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Clichés concerning penile length are based on dubious research, but the impact remains real.
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People: How'd you decide to have pubic hair?! Me: It wasn't a decision. It grew there. It didn't harm me. So it didn't occur to me to do anything to it 🤷♀️ Thanks @muchosjalapenos for letting me rant about this for this @getmegiddy article:
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Are hairy pubes coming back into style?
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Could the woolly vulva, driven to near extinction in the '90s, be making a triumphant comeback? https://t.co/PqmSNaCM4n
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Are hairy pubes coming back into style?
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"Driving to my first, #firstdate as a newly #sober person, I was nervous—and understandably so. For one thing, I was going in stripped of the time-honored antidote to a lame first date." https://t.co/iSDifZfFWY
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Navigating the Dating Scene When You Stop Drinking: https://t.co/4JGj5JmXja How to date after being stripped of the time-honored antidote to a lame first date (get drunk enough to make it not lame).
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No longer could I tame first-date anxiety by getting tipsy. I had to learn some do's and don'ts.
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heartwrenching tales of pandemic-era romance that remind us the course of true love never did run smooth, the hero's journey is never an easy one, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and to always bring a sweater. https://t.co/aKnDw8ExLw
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DYK: #humans were making pornographic depictions of themselves possibly as early as 40,000 BCE? https://t.co/q430Gx71Pi
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Casual #sex isn’t for everyone, but #women are disproportionately left unsatsified sexually, mentally and emotionally: https://t.co/8LKW0O8ZIa
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