It'd be pretty fun to work total comp into everyday conversations.
"Can I get a croissant and a macchiato, total comp 300k, thanks"
"Hey, how was your weekend? We went out to the beach, it was great... Total comp 375k"
Hey
@chamath
just checking in -- maybe your SPAC returns were 💩 because you outsourced the decision making at
@socialcapital
to a mid level proxy to be "you" when you were not there.
The AirBnB I'm staying in charges a $250 AUD cleaning fee at the end of the stay, and also requires us to vacuum the floors, empty the dishwasher, and take out all the trash… as the cleaner is "not responsible for clearing up crumbs"
We would never seek to compete against any Epicureans, but
@anduriltech
is proud to co-host with
@a16z
an unofficial St*****d Defense Tech Club kickoff party.
@pmarca
,
@KTmBoyle
,
@davidu
and I will be there.
DM me or KB for invites.
ya I know it's cheesy but I still excited and a bit proud to see a Newbie's desk fully kitted out waiting for their first day
lfg we've got a lot to build
fresh new collab brewing
we at
@anduriltech
have been working with
@PalantirTech
to deploy Foundry internally with an initial focus on streamlining our S&OP process
look at that acceleration 🤤
I'm about to board a very (very) long international flight, so I'd appreciate if the OpenAI board can resolve this shitshow soon so I don't have to spend $23.99 for internet connectivity to get my fill of the drama.
Peep my friend and partner
@PalmerLuckey
's talk at All In Summit last month.
Convictions are hard to hold, especially when those convictions go against The Current Thing and earn you the scorn and ridicule of prominent bullies like
@Jason
.
While y'all are resting,
@anduriltech
's incredible Fac and Mfg Ops teams are spending the weekend moving Anduril Atlanta into our new home, open for business Monday.
ATL is the home of our ALTIUS product line, including the 600M
LFG time to build
three tips for founders that VCs told me at ethcc:
1. send monthly investor updates: it's a sign of unseriousness if you don't
2. weaponize twitter: you will be judged for it based on your insight, character, and following
3. turn on revenue: this is the bottom line
I don't know Michelle, and no reason to doubt her skills whatsoever... She's probably great!
But maybe Chamath shouldn't be throwing stones at entrepreneurs making extremely tough decisions for, of all things, staffing their companies in a very standard manner
Next thing they're going to tell us is that scary Peter Thiel provides free food and beverages to his employees in an effort to maximize productivity during working hours and even boost camaraderie amongst the workforce.
So exploitative, this conduct must be stopped.
Hey Alex - Anduril is in the exact same position, and I gotta say,
@parkerconrad
and
@Rippling
have been absolutely incredible leading from the front here. They've stood up new payroll infrastructure OVERNIGHT and are rushing emergency deposits by putting their own cash at risk.
Anduril is thankfully a-ok in this madness, but worth noting that we've had multiple investors offer us emergency funding, including one (who hates publicity) who offered to personally fund our payroll... This meme about "VCs need to step up" is, imo, not fair. The best ones are!
Oh, you still believe in the American dream?!?
$40k/yr can't even afford a battalion of chefs cooking precisely the food I desire at dozens of brick-and-mortar kitchens to then hand the food to one of a hundred of couriers standing-by to ferry the food directly to my doorstep.
I really find this stat hard to believe... just exported my
#DoorDash
data to confirm, and i spent $25K last year just on that... how is anyone living on $40K/yr ?
The team at
@firstrepublic
(with whom I personally bank, not Anduril funds) has been incredible this whole week
Proactive communication, proactive portfolio moves, gladly processing wires
The noise and FUD around FRB is dangerous and folks need to calm down
Not leaving FRB.
At Anduril HQ this week one of our employees cut the line at the salad bar to fill up a bowl with hard boiled eggs and chicken bites.
For their dog. The fresh chicken was for their dog.
So, so close to getting it
Your magic beans have not gone mainstream because your magic beans do not solve any problems mainstream humans have
Normies don't care about decentralization and they certainly don't care about NFTs. Solve real normie problems and adoption will follow
In 2018 we blamed the lack of infrastructure as the main roadblock to onboarding mainstream users to crypto.
Since then, the industry has made considerable progress on that front. So why haven’t we seen more adoption?
I think the cardinal sin of crypto has been that most…
people be like "remote work is the best" but yeah ok we just had a new employee bring a box of macaroons to the office and walk around saying "do you like macaroons, would you like one" as a way to meet everybody quickly and you don't get gifted macaroons at home now do you
@0xdoug
Respectfully this wasn't the real issue imo
The real issue was selling those mortgages off at a loss in a single tranche large enough to be material to the balance sheet, then haphazardly announcing a capital raise
In an effort to reinvest those funds and get a better return
It's an odd feeling... simultaneously proud and sad; excited and disappointed when one of our best Andurilians departs to start their own startup. Sad day for Anduril, but a good day for America and the startup ecosystem broadly.
Thank you Justin for your tireless hard work and…
Bittersweet news to share is that I’ve left
@anduriltech
.
I can’t say enough good things about everyone involved and the importance of the work that the company is doing.
In particular, it was a true honor working closely with
@mttgrmm
,
@SchimpfBrian
and the team over the past…
@alexandr_wang
@a16z
we're also not going to beat China by managing thousands of image taggers from the sun deck of a yacht in the Mediterranean but hey you do you man
"We’re going after everything that’s on the
@DeptofDefense
list," says
@PalmerLuckey
. "All the way from Javelin-class all the way up to intermediate range missiles."
🔥🚀
Read:
- They don't follow your movies and TV shows at all.
- They are not bothered by your media or social media distractions.
- Psychological warfare is utterly useless against them.
- They are natural-born fighters, really, no kidding.
- Their life goal since childhood has been to…
Very excited for the SpaceX launch in a couple hours, but mostly excited for the thousands of investors in SPVs who in turn invested in SPVs who in turn maybe allegedly own SpaceX shares.
Big day for us.
"Former employees did not like the culture of the company at which they no longer work, and thus decided to pursue other opportunities in the most lucrative job market in a generation. Meanwhile, the company, apparently not missing those employees, has performed extremely well."
NEW: April Koh built a $2 billion mental-health startup by age 29. Current and former employees tell me she led a fast-paced culture that created panic and fear.
We at
@anduriltech
have just completed our enterprise migration of all corporate cards, virtual cards, reimbursements, and spend approvals onto
@tryramp
Thanks to
@eglyman
@karimatiyeh
and the entire Ramp team for sprinting hard to meet our niche requirements!
We are proud to announce that Anduril raised $1.48 billion in our Series E funding. This new funding will enable us to accelerate R&D to bring new, cutting edge, autonomous defense capabilities to market & continue to mature and scale our current business lines.
"what if google just builds this" has always been a dumb question from poseur Venture Capitalists trying to sound smart
though it took upwards of a decade for the public to appreciate the true reasons why
Shout-out to the back office clerks at JPM, BofA, and Citibank who are grinding through the night processing KYC packs and opening accounts for the thousands of SVB companies scrambling. We see you, we appreciate you.
Spent the day on
@anduriltech
's production floor building Ghost subassemblies and shipping Sentry towers out to customers.
Unclear if I'm any good at it, but certainly learned a lot!
Counterpoint: this contract is excellent.
Aligns incentives perfectly, no/low up front cost to the gov, and the people who use the service pay a (very low) fee to get value.
Traditional contract would pay big dollars up front for a website that doesn't work at all.
So apparently the $2 processing fee on recreation dot gov to book entry to a national park goes directly to Booz Allen Hamilton. They’ve made nearly $200 million in just four years.
This contract is garbage!
Monthly updates showing $0 in sales are irrelevant. Tweeting thinkfluencer threads while revenue stagnates makes you look aloof and unfocused
Triple revenue YoY and your investors will be happy with a semi annual text message update
Very disappointing stance for a civil liberties focused organization (as stated, at least).
TikTok is an active psyop and propaganda machine of a totalitarian regime that is engaging in actual genocide.
Ban it yesterday.
The
@a16z
team have been incredible supporters and partners for Anduril's growth and I'm excited to see the evolution of their Dynamism thesis into a dedicated fund
Congrats
@KTmBoyle
@davidu
@MichelleVolz
and the rest of the Dynamism team
An ERP (Enterprise Resource Planning) system is like the central nervous system of a company.
It integrates its core functions like Finance, HR, manufacturing, supply chain, procurement, etc into a single, streamlined system.
All those parts communicate seamlessly.
If you're looking for ways to support the evacuation and resettlement of Afghan partners and their families, I recommend contributing to
Proud to support Scott Mann and the rest of Task Force Pineapple in this brave mission.
@anduriltech
@PalantirTech
for the non data nerd crowd
this means is it took us 7 wks to implement the first usecase (which makes sense... configuring the ontology and security model takes time to tweak)
but the next and the next usecase all get faster, BECAUSE of the groundwork laid up front
Nik is one of the best minds in DoD cyber security, compliance, accreditation, and navigating the myriad acronyms of ITAR, NIST, CMMC, ISO, and everything else.
Take him up on this offer!
If you're a Gundo defense tech company and have upcoming work with USG or DOD, I will - for free - walk you through getting your cyber compliance in order, so you don't make the same mistakes I made
@mttgrmm
suffer through. DMs open.
Today we decided to exit our secondaries business and focus on founders. There should be no perceived conflicts of interest, founders will always come first at Carta.
In other news we had a couple pigeons _inside_ the new
@anduriltech
building.
So we hired a falconer to bring trained falcons to hunt the pigeons.
The falconer will periodically return so the falcons can patrol the campus… over time the pigeons learn to stay away.
As an entrepreneur in the defense space, I've been getting lots of pings from folks asking how best to support US citizens and Afghan partners safely getting out. LtCol (Ret.) Scott Mann has been leading a team doing exactly that.
Read more here:
I wonder if there are any other industries where the legacy players are hardware focused and have architected their entire companies around hardware design and release processes and thus they cannot adapt to a new software-enabled or even software-centric operating model.
This is SO TRUE. I suffered through 10 years of my car auto playing the first song on my song list every time I started the engine. Now it is hit or miss to pair at all. And the menu is painfully awkward. Can’t the auto industry write software?!!!
Some personal news.
After many months of studying and a few late night practice sessions, I am proud to announce that I am
@anduriltech
's newest Certified Forklift Operator.
Bring on the memes.
Been a busy couple weeks here at
@anduriltech
... New billion dollar contract. New teammates joining (with an incredible product!). Oh, and a new website!
A rapidly evolving drone threat demands a new approach with new technology. Anduril is honored to be named
@USSOCOM
's counter-drone Systems Integration Partner.
We have no idea what’s happening at the border; as President here is what I will do:
💡🎥
a lamppost with cameras & AI every 1/4 mile. 8k lampposts
2k agents patrolling w/iPads to hot spots
$10k per lamppost = $80m
Government price of $100k per lamppost = $800m
Done ✅
This morning I got a spam call from "Snoop Dogg" pitching me on the COVID relief ERC tax credit. The future of AI advertising (and fraud) is going to be wild.
Keep in mind that controlling the popular narrative via information warfare is critical in any coups or insurrection... whatever you're reading about whatever is happening inside Russia right now cannot be trusted. be very skeptical of all headlines and conclusions.
Chick-fil-A is not alone in exploiting children for cheap labor. In Iowa, yes, that's a real sign at a McDonald's advertising to hire 14&15-yos.
IA's proposed extreme child labor bills SF542 + HF647 was spearheaded by the National Restaurant Assoc who represents fast food cos.