Grant Smith ElIis
@msgrant_smith
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Artist formerly known as Grande. Lindsey’s simp. Wendy’s disabled adult child. Human parody. All sources and opinions from my Mom. Protected witness so FAFO.
Your Head (Rent-free)
Joined March 2024
That’s it. No more lies. My tell-all autobiography comes out this fall.
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CLARIFICATION;🚨🚨 Towel just assumed they’d been paying Jess in cupcakes all along.
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FURTHER WITHDRAWAL UPDATE;🚨🚨🚨 DAY 1: Part II;🚨🚨 Oh dear God- is that Baby Clay?!?!?
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WITHDRAWAL UPDATE;🚨🚨 DAY 1;🚨🚨😷🚑 Grande’s not gonna lie to all my loyal Towelheads… It could be going better. Local Towelheads- send Grande grubhub!
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HAPPENING NOW;🚨🚨 Hello from Dedham District Court where Kate Peter is due for her hearing related to felony witness intimation charges and where no one is laughing at Towel, despite Mother’s crazed hysterics this morning as she tried to keep Grande from going out the door….
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COLUMBUS DAY;🚨🚨 It’s back! But don’t worry- Grande hasn’t forgotten about all you indigenous sexy people!
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PEOPLE TOWEL MISSES;🚨🚨 Whatever happened to Rita anyway?
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GOING THE DISTANCE;🚨🚨🥊🥊 The only thing Grande ever wanted to do was to go the distance…
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Chris Farley took a camcorder to a mall in the '90s to teach guys how to flirt with women. So good
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ACCLAIM;🚨🚨 “I like the Parody Grant account quite a bit…” -Katherine Peter, 10/8/2025 @MafiaMasshole
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UPDATE;🚨🚨 An alarming update from the streets of Dedham today….
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