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im cookie i like. Musics. and Cats. and Mores. i cant Count past 4s / #1 apollo 18 (1992) fan / 🛏️⏱ 10:30 pm. 12 am on weekends! / real ones Read expanded bio
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someone i know: “your shoes untied” me: “ok” “tie it” “uhhhh” “you dont know how to tie it do you” *devastated* “no” “youre 2 you should know how to tie your shoe” “WELL I DONT OK???”
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Seal 1: “Hey—“ Seal 2: “I’m not talking to you.” Seal 1: “Come on! Ough.. I said I was SORRY! you’re SO DRAMATIC!” Seal 2: “It was MY FISH, I did the trick. You took MY FISH!” Seal 1: “You literally got a fish anyways. What’s the difference?” Seal 2: “IT WAS FOR ME!”
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In November 1999, the Zombo dot com website was created as a parody of the creative, but, largely pointless flash intros, which were trending at the end of the 1990s. Welcome... to ZomboCom. #WebDesignHistory
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Seeing the Beatles next to other men is so funny because they’re like a completely different species
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genuine question how did that happen
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The Magic Whip official art isn't talked enough, theres a comic too
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"never" is an incredibly strong word
Damon Albarn has been named among The 50 Most Stylish People Alive by The Editors of GQ. https://t.co/aZEjLJIrOa
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