If you use Telegram or Snapchat feel free to add me!

I wish people who don't like me wouldn't talk to me or acknowledge me!.

The wife is away this weekend so I might go to @ClubLocked, who wants to go with me because I'm quite shy! 😇.

The vet said symptoms of cushings are you lose your hair, you drink a lot and you have a pot belly. I thought for a second he was describing me! 😂.

I told my best mate my dog has cushings, he said if it helps we can go Ikea and buy more. Dark humour is the best humour! 😂.

Retweet if you'd breed my ass!

Wow I've been back on Telegram a couple of weeks and only just found out my picture wasn't showing. I wondered why sucking my dick requests had been quiet!.

I wonder how many people will disappear off Grindr tomorrow?

Hangover horn!

Either fuck me or let me fuck you, feel free to retweet it!

Him: "You know you come across a cunt?". Me: "I came over your Mum's face but I wouldn't call her a cunt!". Him: *block*. Come back tomorrow to find out more hints and tips on how to make friends!.

I don't know if I can be arsed going to Collared on Saturday, maybe if there are any cute twinks attending who want my dick up their arse then I could be persuaded.

Hangover horn, retweet if I can shove it up your arse!

The joys of being versatile, you can have either or both! . Feel free to retweet it! 😘

Any Doms wanna use my husband? Restrained and rubber are his key words.

Tickets and hotel booked for @ManicD_Gimp and myself, I like to plan ahead! 😂.

I forgot how much I'm hated until I came out for MRW, I've loved every minute of it lol! 😂.

I love how hated I am on the Manchester scene, I come out to MRW and it makes my weekend seeing twats faces! 😂.

My husband has anxiety about arranging meets, do I have any Manchester based kinky Dom/switch guys on my Twitter who want to meet him for a drink. If you have any rope abilities it's a bonus. I'll arrange it, it'll be like one of those mystery holidays for him lol!.