Dave Turner
@mrdaveturner
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Award-winning writinger and idiot.
London
Joined September 2010
I've just launched a Kickstarter for my new book. There's some cool stuff there. Why not go and have a look? Perhaps to support it. Perhaps to laugh at my stupid voice on the video.
kickstarter.com
Dave Marwood is back to save the world. Send biscuits.
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Big day. Just taken Twitter off my phone front page and replaced it with the app that’s Blue. I’m over there with the same username if you’re vaguely interested.
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Come on. It’s only an 11 letter word. I have faith in you, monkeys.
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Farewell then, Geoff Capes. Tonight I shall honour you by tearing a phone book in half (which is a lot easier now nobody has a land line)
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Someone’s brought this doll onto Flog It. It doesn’t need selling. It needs burning, the ashes burying, and the earth salted so it can never rise again.
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Isn’t this just a plot device in bad 90s movies?
While prepping to interview Boris Johnson tomorrow, by mistake I sent our briefing notes to him in a message meant for my team. That obviously means it’s not right for the interview to go ahead. It’s very frustrating, and there’s no point pretending it’s anything other than
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Today’s the last day my first 3 books are 99p on Amazon. Go on. I’ve quit my job for this.
amazon.co.uk
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Who are these people that train passengers phone at 7:30 in the morning for a chit-chat? If you phone me before 8 and I find out nobody is dying, I swear I will hunt you down.
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If anyone’s still here, Amazon have put the box set of my first 3 books on sale for 99p. Get at it.
amazon.co.uk
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Look, if you can walk off with a goose you’ve taken from the park lake then fair play. Do what you want with it. You are the Goose King.
“The migrants are walking off with the town's geese. They've taken the geese. You know where the geese are in the park, in the lake, and even walking off with their pets. My dog's been taken. My dog's gone.” Anyone who believes this lie is in a cult.
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