However hot the sun, it will never dry the sea. Hard times don’t last forever 🚶🏻‍♂️

When an African man takes you to meet his friends and you find a woman, just know that she is there to make a comparison. She will tell him who is better, you or the ones who were introduced before you. She determines whether you should be retained or fired. 😂

Being an understanding broke boyfriend is so painful. You watch a WhatsApp status of your girlfriend who can't afford a plate of food at Serena, enjoying life in a five star hotel overseas and somehow she manages to convince you that she saved and travelled with the girls. 😂

How friends become strangers in the blink of an eye is worrying!

People will always talk. They will talk about you with contempt if you are poor and with envy if you are rich. They will talk anyway.

If you don’t want people to leave you, then don’t let money leave you. Because they will definitely leave when it goes. 📌

Salary: UGX 1 million 1. Savings 100K 2. Rent, 350k 3. Transport, 250k 4. Food, 200k Others: 100k (medical, clothing, gym, etc) Just in case someone sends you 30k contribution to your wedding, just appreciate the effort. It isn’t easy.

President Museveni confirming 100m reminds me a story of an old widow. You sneak into her home late in the night and make love. A few days later, she finds you in the bar and hugs you. When you hesitate, she spills the secret. She even tells everyone about the scar on your d*ck!

Arrest the host and the visitors. Charge one with false pretense and the other with seeking knowledge from a wrong source. 😂

There are doors that open and you just can’t explain how they did. It is just God.

Dear February, we miss you.

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Bro, the love you get corresponds with the size of your wallet. Don’t ever let it dry. Unfair, but that is the world we live in.

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As you grow, you find peace in not being invited, not being included and not being considered. 🚶

The Priest’s words are straight from the heart.

RT @pmukasaofficial: Full figure okumusobola, olina ku mulumba mu luzungu. Awo akwesonyiwa mangu, agambirawo nti “isoke isoke, I wait anaza…

RT @pmukasaofficial: Kabugo looking at Jayden crying over a cockroach. Just a cockroach.

Chinese online: How do I build a car engine? Ugandans online: Ssenga, Patrick tumuliko bameka? 🚶🚶🚶

RT @pmukasaofficial: As you grow, you get to understand that everyone is going through something and the only person you have to rescue you…

Muyogeyoge banaffe. 🚶