Mr. Gerbear
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/d͡ʒɛɹbɛəɹ/⠀ |⠀i'm fat let's party⠀ |⠀ #Linguistics PhD student |⠀ #Travel ⠀ | #DnD |⠀Nintendo Switch: SW-4293-8871-5413⠀ (∴◕ 오 ◕∴)
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"In war, there are no winners. In Eurovision, there are no losers." Zoran from Let3 with an absolutely gracious message to the non-qualifiers. They're good men.
#Eurovision
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Where will Tom Leeb live now??
The Eiffel Tower will close for "an indefinite period of time" because of coronavirus concerns
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Idk what's so hard to understand about the removed jury votes at Eurovision: it isn't the votes from the final that had a problem, it was the semifinal votes. None of the six broadcasters released them to the public for scrutiny yet.
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It's time!!
#OpenUp
my 2021
#Eurovision
Favorites Sorter and figure out how you rank your faves!
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Do you hear that? It's the sound of Mr. Gerbear's
#Eurovision
Favorites Sorter 2022. Go forth and figure out your favorites, Eurofans!
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spanish eurofans don't fall for russian propaganda challenge
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As revenge for the shambolic Eurovision organization in Turin, we've made Filipino-style pasta. RT to make an Italian cry.
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does käärijä actually want his fans to call him jere or are these kids in the fandom way too deep into their parasocial relationship with the guy
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this moment in the music video for "I Am What I Am" cracks me up for no reason
what is it supposed to mean???
#eurovision
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Small town goose in a big arcade
I got addicted to a losing game
HOOOOOOONK! Hoooooooooonk
All I know, all I know...
Loving you is an
#untitledgoosegame
#Eurovision
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Literally whenever someone says that Eurovision voting kinda shows some racist bias, you always always get some white person saying "you're overthinking it."
Maybe YOU'RE just not thinking enough? Sorry about it. 💁🏽♂️
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Came out to my mom and sister today (even if i knew that they already knew). I feel unburdened :) 🏳️🌈
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any Eurovision fan would look at Belarus' algorithm'd jury vote and immediately know it's wrong... and it took the EBU more than three days to correct it
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With today's release of Armenia's song, the Sorter is complete! 🥳 Enjoy
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#DareToDream
? More like
#DareToSort
lol
Mr. Gerbear's
#Eurovision
2019 Favorites Sorter is now available! Have fun :3
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I'd like to thank Bilal's performance for exposing the bigots in the Eurovision fandom who hate fat people and Asian people. 🙏 y'all can fuck off
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@EuroDivision
It probably would've looked much worse if they announced the televote first and then the jury winner ends up winning. Green room interviews are just problematic tbh
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can someone make a Just Dance: Eurovision game pls because i'd totally work out if it means dancing to Eurovision songs
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"eurovision isn't about politics, hatari shouldn't have done that"
my dear, we don't live in a politics-free bubble. the existence of eurovision is political. eurovision being in tel aviv is political. get your head out of your ass.
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Ok this sucks. Low-key disrespectful to give them only one minute each, including a clip of the song, behind the scenes and a personal message. :/ I feel horrible
#Eurovision
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Can you hear it
There's someone behind the wall making the same sounds
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@churchofsolovey
Lake Malawi: "Can you hear it? There's someone behind the walls--"
Malawians: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE"
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"not all spanish eurofans" ok then collect your people lmao jfc it's the same story every year
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My favorite thing about the Eurovision fandom is how we're all tired of the Eiffel Tower
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This sounds like something that would happen in the American Song Contest
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I think this year's Eurovision will have a winner from a country that hasn't won before. Will it be Iceland... Lithuania.... Romania.... Malta? Certainly not Moldova, Croatia, or Poland. Hmm.
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just going through my photos at eurovision in concert
tag yourself i'm the mayor of amsterdam
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If Americans have no culture, how can this famous singer from Estonia culturally appropriate it? Checkmate, ameriphobes
#EST
#Eurovision
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#Sense8
is so special because it's about all kinds of love, and the lengths we must go to protect that love. Romantic love, platonic love, familial love. Love that transcends gender, race, geography, economic status. No other show comes close to making me feel these feels. 😭😭😭
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i have it on good authority that
#eurovision
2023 will be held here:
The EBU will make up a host city in the metaverse based on previous host city patterns calculated with their voting partner
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These juries are 100% racist. Jesus Christ, POCs sing authentic regional music and get SHIT from these "music experts".
#AmericanSongContest
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fantastic news
let's just say.... i may become Dr. Gerbear in 5 years' time
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I can't wait for Élodiefestivalen 2019
(M)Élodie - the debut Album by Élodi Gossuin featuring her 3 hit songs „J‘ai cherché“ „Requiem“ and „Mercy“
Coming soon....
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So... I can finally say... I'm going to Rutgers University in the fall to work on my Ph.D. in Linguistics! I'm sooooo excited to be able to take this next step up in my education. Dr. Gerbear 2026!!
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Without further ado, my Eurovision 2017 Favorites Sorter! Hope y'all find it handy. :)
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Imagine losing the right to broadcast your own gigantic song contest in some places because you thought Justin Timberlake + selling the rights to Logo TV and its handful of viewers was a good idea. Can't even relate.
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Did nobody actually read the statement??
wait this is the internet, nobody fuckin reads
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El Diablo followed by Fallen Angel is the best running order decision
#Eurovision
has ever made
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battle of the century
It's time!!
#OpenUp
my 2021
#Eurovision
Favorites Sorter and figure out how you rank your faves!
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All the jerks commenting on this with unnecessarily mean comments: fuck off and take your shitty stan culture with you
BBC x BMG 🇬🇧
🤔
I just got signed an agreement with BMG. Maybe UKxJOWST can happen after all 😅👍🏼🏆 (omg, here we go again...)
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My Top 5 European cities by how much I love their tap water:
1. 🇮🇸 Reykjavik - hot water smells funky but the cold water??? godly
2. 🇳🇴 Oslo - so clean, so fresh
3. 🇸🇮 Ljubljana - crisp and basic (in the best way)
4. 🇦🇹 Vienna - love that alps water
5. 🇩🇰 Copenhagen - so wet
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The year is 2519 and the world is in chaos: The
#Eurovision
insignia keyring has gained enough mass to transform into a black hole.
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it's like calling lady gaga 'stefani' all the time or something. like.... you don't know the person. they're not your close friend. you know the persona they choose to show to their audience.
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I can't believe I'm getting married tomorrow. On zoom. On a school day. Lmao
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It's April 1 and you know what that means... it's time to sort our favorite
#Wintervision
Song Contest songs! Nobody asked for this! But here it is:
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So today I introduced Eurovision to 30 people who hadn't heard of it before. Eurovision is a religion and I am an evangelist. Let us pray, children.
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@Deirdre_Night
@HTTPaladin
/f/ doesn't occur in Tagalog, either.
Also, to attribute the "x" to white people robs those who do identify with "Filipinx" of their agency. It isn't white people who came up with it in the first place. White performativity surely plays into it, but it isn't the whole story.
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In case any Europeans are confused about the lack of state flags in the
#AmericanSongContest
graphics: very few US state flags are iconic. I mean, look at this week's selection of generic blue sheets:
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📣 NEW FEATURE ALERT!!
It's now 100% easier to share your results... I've added an automatic screencap button!! It should open an image version of the table in a new tab/window. Enjoy! <3
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If you'll recall, in April, my baby Orange Cat had to go to the vet for a really bad wound and... I didn't want to have to crowd fund for this, but the bill is coming due and the job hunt has been... unsuccessful so far :( Any help is appreciated <3
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Racism is pervasive in the Eurovision fandom.
In 2014 in the press center, a couple of white Eurovision "journalists" asked loudly, behind my back, "do they not close doors where he's from?" when I propped open a door that was usually left open :V like... how unnecessarily rude
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Everything may be changing and uncertain, but one thing is constant: oikotimes is 100% garbage. BASURA
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are you even a eurovision fan if you don't end up with youtube video recommendations in languages you don't understand
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You'd think the Eurovision video producers would've found fonts with proper rendering support for č by now
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friendly reminder that h*ngry hearts (the norwegian lesbian band) is full of blatantly transmisogynistic TERFs
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Hey guess what: two new features are here!!
1. The lovely
@elainovision
has made us a way to automatically see your qualifiers from each semifinal!
2. If you're on the Eurovision (un)Official Discord server, I've added the code for updating your rankings on the bot!
It's time!!
#OpenUp
my 2021
#Eurovision
Favorites Sorter and figure out how you rank your faves!
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and +🇦🇲
That's all 41, folks!! my job here is done
#DareToDream
? More like
#DareToSort
lol
Mr. Gerbear's
#Eurovision
2019 Favorites Sorter is now available! Have fun :3
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Flags in the audience?? A 🇵🇷 flag in Snoop Dogg's hand? This IS a Eurovision-family show
#AmericanSongContest
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i apologize in advance to all the people who follow me who think this is crude but i assure you this is based on an actual eurovision lyric this year
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