I'm definitely interested to see what suzuka has in store. Because Mercedes definitely has the power and the deployment sorted. And Ferrari do seem to have the chassis sorted. Have much more hope for a closer contest. Between Merc and Ferrari. #japaneseGP

So Red Bull and McLaren going down what McLaren and Ferrari went through back in 2009. #chineseGP

So congratulations Kimi Antonelli. First on many more to come. And welcome back Lewis Hamilton. Kept us waiting huh? These new regs are growing on me TBF. #chineseGP

You know monza is going to be interesting. Because Ferrari is a scaled down version of god in that part of town, and there's a strong chance that Kimi Antonelli is going to be in a championship fight. #chineseGP

Yeah, these regs aren't that half bad. Fantastic racing. #chineseGP

I'm definitely enjoying this @AlpineF1Team redemption arc. #ChineseGP

Yeah, Lewis is definitely going to have opportunities to win races and if Ferrari can sort out it's well known pitfalls. There's definitely a championship fight for year 1 of new regulations. #chinaGP

TBF seeing Audi at F1 is a bit surreal. Given that I grew up with them finding new and interesting ways to beat Le Mans. #ChinaGP

They'll get the downforce back and sort their deployment issues. But yeah the racing has better be a banger before these regs can pass the fans vote of confidence. #AusGP

And the big negative for me and probably the obvious one. The PU. While they sound pretty alright. Watching qualifying, it should be balls to the wall and flat out and seeing cars lose about 50kph due to depleted battery is super weird for qualifying. #AusGP

My 2 cents on the new 2026 regs. Positives. I love the changes to the chassis. Look way more aesthetically pleasing and a good variety of designs across the board. And should make notorious corners like sector 2 at Silverstone more of a challenge for the drivers. #AusGP

So another season of formula 1 and weirdly probably the first time seeing a competitive front end of the grid. And one team making quite possibly the world's fastest vibrator. #Formula1 #ausGP

Me on my way to 'relax' by watching a sport that makes me unimaginably angry

You know about 10 or so years ago when Steam was getting grief for allowing basically any game that was made probably during a coffee break and a wank. Just stuff you can read from a mile off of how little effort went into it. It definitely feels like we're back at that point.

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You know, Britain is almost undefeated in sports where you are laying down or sitting down. Change my mind. #WinterOlympics

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