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@mr_briteside10
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I’m smart enough to know I don’t know anything
Joined November 2011
This dude has never had a boner
You can't pee with a hard dick
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How is this a question? They would go 0 for 286 billion and their era would be infinity
I can’t believe I’m even going to ask this but we’re having a split debate behind the scenes at station… If the Denver Broncos played the Colorado Rockies 162 times would the football players win a single game?
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I asked my girl one time to help me mow half the lawn. Made sure it was 95 degrees out. When she said no I asked why... I saw the wheels turning and it was the end of her asking me to do half her job while doing all of my job.
@chusquies Here come the incredibly fragile men who apparently can’t use a washing machine themselves
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Almost every team in the league should be willing to give up a 2 for him
Cowboys placed the second-round, $5.76 million tender on kicker Brandon Aubrey, per source. Aubrey now can sign an offer sheet with another team that the Cowboys would have the right to match. If they don’t, they would get back a second-round pick.
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Both can remember things theyve read but only one can solve problems
i hate the fact that math and science smart students are considered smarter than english and history smart students
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How can anyone that knows what we know look at this and say "not kobe"? ITS EVERY ONE OF THEM. if they are in the good graces of the media and public opinion theyre in it
Youthful metabolism!! I'm fresh of pepperoni pizza and grape soda! #countonkobe
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Its all a show. Say the names or stfu
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
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If you use the phrase "constitutional rights" when talking about the don lemon thing your opinion is automatically invalid. You expose yourself as a dummy instantly. Jerkoff? Fraud? Agenda pusher? Yes. Violated anybodys rights? Youre dumb
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Imagine saying "shouldnt of smoked a pack a day" after hearing someone had cancer. Thats what people sound like to me when they say "he shouldnt of been there with a gun". No shit, bad decision. But it doesnt make you sound good to say that after something bad happens
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What?
Was told by Eagles fans that you can’t throw at QM but as I said offenses do not fear CBs that do not take the ball away. The worse thing that can happen is a PBU. 49ers attack the ALL-Pro the first drive of the game to try to set the tone. Hadn’t given up a TD all season
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We are so fucking good
Per ESPN Research: the 2025 Eagles are the first team since the 1987 Patriots to win multiple games in a season in which they didn’t complete a second half pass. Hurts is the first QB in the play by play era (since 1978) to go 0-7 or worse in multiple games in a season.
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These people spend entirely too much time online. To have this warped of a worldview is scary
I think 75% of men would gladly go to epstein's island if they knew for certain they'd never be caught
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Breaking: white people feed their pets
White people are approaching $1,000 a year in average annual pet costs
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Anybody else remember those bet slips for the chiefs,bills and Ravens to all make the playoffs and people were calling it free money?? Always fade the public, they are stupid idiots and you want to do the opposite of what stupid idiots do
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The owner of sephora is worth 200 billion. Which is clearly under the threshold of being a fascist peice of shit, so its ok guys. 201 billion? Piece of shit. 200 billion? Lets do some business
Billie via her Instagram! ⭐️ ‘my very first fragrances, eilish & eilish no 2, are now available at @sephora !!!!! so excited. GO GET YOURS 🫠♥️‘
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I cant be the only one that has 3 distinct sets of sweats. 1) going out sweats 2)couch sweats (were once going out sweats) 3) gym
I honestly don’t get why this is so controversial Flying is just not that bad where you need to be in literal sweats or PJ’s to survive Dress like you’re leaving the house and going in public, it won’t hurt you I promise!
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Ain't no way im sitting on a plane for 4-5 hours in hard pants.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel: "People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
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Him being 51 just cant be real.... 51?!?!
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