Bro did not learned English the traditional way 💀

Are you kidding me?! Unbelievable! 🤦🏼‍♀️.A thread😲

I wish I could be 15 again—this time, I’d do everything right.

I love Squid Games but everytime these guys come on screen it always feels like i'm watching low quality pørn.

Me when wifi stops working:

Me and my siblings vibing together then I suddenly remember when they use to catch me so my mother can beat me up

Don't expect me to play my part if you got other people auditioning for my role.

You can go broke and get money again, but you can't be fake then be real again, NEVER !!.

Guys are working hard for a job to get married. Girls are working hard not to get married at all.

You're telling me 'it's not that deep' when these emotions are mine, not yours.

People aren't weird, they're just being real. They never liked you, and now it's out in the open.

I don sell my iPhone take guide. I no fit dey use Face ID make I Dey face A lot.

If it makes you happy it doesn't have to make sense to others.

What if one day I'm actually dead and you think I'm just offline.

You never really know who people are. a barber in my neighborhood just got arrested for selling weed, i've been going there for years and i never knew he was a barber 💔.

i be so mad when i forget to say shit in an argument. i wanna re-argue.

I have to work really hard because my wife's love language will be acts of vacation.

You’ve already won in life when you can control your sexual desires.

Your girl has a boy she checks on everytime and I swear it's not you.

Ignoring red flags because you want to."see the good in people" will cost you later.